Chelsea Goodale

@MattTGammon trying to destabilize my path to a successful empire. Typical. #yourturn

Listening to architects discuss design. “It creates spatial differentiation”. Yes, that’s a wall, that’s what a wall does, thank you.

Weirdly, @NFL and @tide are leading in how to keep a not-so-captive audience entertained xitter.cf/nyg_nation10/status/96…

I’m so here for tough Martha, I’ve been waiting years for this xitter.cf/marthastewart/status/9…

Literally don’t know if it’s the onions I’m chopping or @massmutual making me teary. Great ad youtu.be/7Bq_H1ci9ec via @YouTube

I've heard Georgia's Choker so many times, it may be permanently stuck in my head. #NationalChampionship

My younger brother telling me I’m “just like my dog” feels like a compliment.

“I would do anything for love... but compromise my portfolio.” - Christopher Goodale Gems

Why does this sound like Grohl’s making a comeback from Nirvana by doing a special collaboration with the Foo Fighters? xitter.cf/slate/status/942544713…

Honestly never noticed litter as much as I do now that I have to pull everything out of my puppies mouth. Made me more aware of my habits

Paris Hilton is trending. 2017 look at your behavior. You’re not just hurting yourself, you’re hurting the people that love you too.

1/ How do you get to a point where you prefer men who actually sexually assaulted women, over men who haven’t but you THINK they would... xitter.cf/kateharding/status/931…

Apollo just now: "Mom there's something incredibly suspicious in the kitchen!! ....... let me make sure it's safe by chewing on it." Thank God, he saved me from the scrub brush.

@amazon …. I love you. You’ve made being a pet owner so much easier. Last night we suffered the horrible loss of the only tennis ball this household owned. At least one family member started to despair, and I couldn’t run for new toys.

Honestly it feels a little off brand, but @TacticalDigs & @nickmaraldo way to go with the relationship advice on @HeartlandRadio this week

Some puppies think it’s too early to be up. Other puppies also think it’s too early to be up. #ResearchJoke #MondayMotivation

How do you explain #DaylightSavingsTime to a dog?

Advertising on a channel specifically designed for dogs to watch feels like a weird choice for Hershey.

I never thought I'd say this, but part of me wants it to freeze so all the bugs biting me die. #vengeance

If it couldn't be the @cubs, I'm genuinely so happy it's the @astros. Congratulations dudes. Celebrate like nothing else.