Like a bad penny.

Portland, Oregon
Joined July 2009
I’m just back for a min to make sure you guys know about Star Trek period fan fic. archiveofourown.org/works/63…
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Be sure to RSVP on Backstory Bookshop's website and order a copy of @ChelseaCain's HEARTSICK so you can get it signed when she does a live episode of Writers Not Writing on September 9th in #Barcelona!
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What’s adorable here is that he misspells my last name. Revealing that I AM the nepo baby of Michael Caine. Okay. Now it’s out there. xitter.cf/chuckpalahniuk/status/…
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If I were to make something for American Girl Dolls it would be tiny cigarettes and ashtrays.
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Could someone tell me the name of this flower? OH WAIT I AM NOT A BOT. :)
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The whole Qatar jet thing is like if Grover Cleveland had taken home the Statue of Liberty.
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Was completely scammed by @AvasFlowers. What flower delivery service do you use to send flowers to your step-mothers?
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Portland, OR mug library.
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Because no one should be mug-less.
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Aimee Lou Wood is beautiful. So when you mock her teeth you just reveal your bullshit. Also my name is Chelsea.
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This is a really good day. With the writing. And the humans. Isn’t it nice when that happens?
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Lance and Clint. #Mockingbird @Marvel ;) ♥️
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I have some questions about why she’s sleeping on the floor next to the bed? Bobbi would make one of them sleep on the floor.
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That’s not Bobbi. ;)
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The @JoCoCruise is maybe my favorite thing in the whole world. I’ve made lifelong friends on this boat.
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I always forget how many people read my book Heartsick on Valentine’s Day. I love you, you sick fucks.
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