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Footballers and Their Doppelgängers
I’ll go first:
Michael Ballack and Matt Damon (aka Jason Bourne)
Mesut Özil and Enzo Ferrari.
Madueke, I'm sorry.
Nottingham Forest will have no bush to hide.
Max Dowman and not Madueke is the answer.
#COYG
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Another Arsenal game. Another goalless first half. 😭🔴⚪
Nottingham Forest have parked a low block so tight, even Amazon would struggle to deliver a pass through it. 😂🚌
Credit to Forest, they're defending in numbers and closing the spaces. But Arsenal need quicker circulation, more movement between the lines and a bit more unpredictability in the final third.
We cannot keep asking the second half to come and save the day!
Arteta, what's the plan to unlock this defence? 👀
Gooners, are we breaking through after the break, or are Forest about to give us another afternoon of stress? 😭👇
🚨 ARSENAL, PLEASE DON'T MAKE US WAIT UNTIL THE SECOND HALF AGAIN. 😭🔴⚪
Nottingham Forest away. 4:30 PM.
We've won our last two games, but the slow starts are becoming a conversation we cannot keep ignoring.
Forest have failed to score in their last four Premier League meetings with Arsenal, yet our last TWO visits to the City Ground ended 0-0. 👀
Arteta, we need the intensity from minute one today. No first-half snoozefest followed by second-half superhero football. 😂
Gooners, what's your prediction?
A) Arsenal win comfortably
B) Another nervy afternoon
C) Forest somehow turn into prime Atlético Madrid
Score predictions below! 👇
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Nottingham Forest vs Arsenal:
When it's matchday, but instead of watching football, you’re dressed for war and pacing your living room, trying to formulate a bulletproof take before the engagement farmers clock in to start the Gyokeres vs. Havertz fight.
How did we get here?
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Apart from yelling at the referee and throwing his hands up what does Bruno Fernandes offer to this Manchester United team?
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Michael Carrick is scared to make attacking subs and go for the win against Leeds United, we can't even keep the ball properly despite all the ball work they did in pre season according to Yuri Telemans.
I don't know how long I can continue doing this, we aren't even sure where our next win is coming from.
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Jean-Claude Van Damme turns 66 today.
This man did a full split between two moving trucks at 53 years old. 😭
At that age, some of us will need assistance just to get out of bed.
Happy birthday to a proper action legend. 🐐
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1989/90: Manchester United had 7 points after 7 games. Alex Ferguson went on to finish 13th, the lowest league finish of his entire tenure at the club.
2026/27: 7 points after 7 games. Currently 13th. 😭
Manchester United are recreating Ferguson’s darkest days. 😂 #LEEMUN
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Imagine being a Man United fan and watching this happen again. 😭
Ferguson’s worst league finish: 13th.
Carrick is sitting 13th right now.
34 years of Premier League history, and United are giving their fans déjà vu. #LEEMUN
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I'm done with Carrick today.
The guy is a coward who played not to lose instead of going for a win. You had Cunha, Rashford, Lacey and Zirkzee on the bench for a game that has been 1:1 since 50th minute but couldn't bring at least 2 of them on before 70th minute.
Sack him as soon as today. He's a coward.



























