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michael crichton is my dad | pastry chef | for legal purposes all tweets regarding the d*sney company are a joke | she/her

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whalefact
@awhalefactMar 26
the whales will not be watching the new hbo harry potter show. you might think this is because very few whales watch any television at all, but it is actually because jk rowling is a terf ass bitch
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maia@mxmtoonMar 6
jesus fucking christ i wish i was a muppet so bad kill me
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It’s magic, the Muppets are real
Cosmo 🍉 (@chaoscosmoo) profile pictureCosmo 🍉@chaoscosmooFeb 7
How the FUCK did they do this
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I really like when the muppet puppeteers just shake the muppet around really fast
Rat and Mouse Content (@rat_content) profile pictureRat and Mouse Content@rat_contentFeb 4
The Muppet Show (2026) - Rizzo sings a cover of Blinding Lights
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PSA!
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DREAMLIGHTS YOU’RE NEXT. WE’RE COMING FOR YOU.
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nobody wants to even LOOK at the dessert menu anymore and that’s the problem with society
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Cast members can barely afford to live & many struggle with food insecurity
Boardwalk Times (@BoardwalkTimes) profile pictureBoardwalk Times
@BoardwalkTimes23 Jan 2025
Disney CEO Bob Iger's total pay package rose to $41.1 million in fiscal 2024, up 30% from $31.6 million in the previous year. 💸💸💸
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spoiler alert but in wicked part 2 glinda’s grandmother arrives in a helicopter and sings fernando
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— Anthony Bourdain, from Les Halles Cookbook
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@ everyone saying Florida is a lost cause: Stop visiting here. Stop sending your retired family members here. Cancel your fucking annual passes. Sell your vacation homes. I don't wanna see your asses enjoying Disney if y'all think we're such a fucking lost cause.
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stockings will be hung
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This is really gonna jingle your bells A Nonsense Christmas with Sabrina Carpenter — her first-ever holiday special — features unexpected duets and comedic guests you will not want to miss! Mark your calendars for December 6 at 9PM ET/ 6 PM PT!
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Moo Deng in Movie #หมูเด้ง #khaokheowzoo Cr. เพจ Thai Poster : parody – at Thung Sukhla, Thailand
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Me@KirkWrites7912 Sep 2024
Complaining while getting the job done >>>>>>>>
chims. 💋 (@chims_chims) profile picturechims. 💋@chims_chims11 Sep 2024
Some people complain, other people get the job done.
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