@ChefShwasty

Conqueror of Greenland, heister of couches, bane of shitty-neighbors, YouTube chef, uneducated in movies DM for Discord FB, XBL, Gmail, Twitch: ChefShwasty

 Salem, OR
youtube.com/c/chefshwastykitchen
Joined September 2016
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TO RECAP THE #ShwastyLiveTweet SO FAR (A thread) DISCORD: discord.gg/NwCAP6b #HarryPotterLiveTweet 1-3: imgur.com/gallery/9yAQhs2 4 & 5: imgur.com/gallery/0WsB1sg 6: imgur.com/gallery/7On5cVO 7: imgur.com/gallery/kI6oV7h 8: imgur.com/gallery/SBUYMAU Cont'd,,,

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Never thought I'd be running a fundraiser to help get a cat his leg amputation surgery by selling shower heads, but life takes weird turns. Two things 1. I fucking love this cat and want to help 2. The shower heads do kick ass 503-581-7501 saffronsupplyco.com Plz share

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Saffron Supply Company@SaffronSupplyCoAug 14
Buy a shower head, save a cat! For every @pioneerfaucets docking shower head we sell, $50 goes towards Salem Friends of Felines! Free shipping anywhere in the Continental USA If you want to learn about Jack the Cat, our wounded furry friend behind the fundraiser, keep reading
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I have fully decided that I'm going to just start 100% fucking off on the Twitter page I run for a company Nobody else knows the password lol
Saffron Supply Company@SaffronSupplyCoJul 30
There's something depressing about knowing that, right now, if I PvP'd myself from 20yrs ago; a child, unknowing of the horrors contained in this vast existence, unable to order a beer or see an R rated movie... I would get absolutely BODIED by that person in Blood Gulch #halo
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HEY, YOU FUCKS boredpanda.com/emailing-denm… IT'S CALLED *ASKING NICELY* JESUS #Greenland
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Yo can someone do me a favor and tell me why the fuck #Mindhunter on @netflix was cancelled in our current state of #TrueCrime obsession? I WAS FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU, BILL TENCH. COME BACK TO ME.
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Someone just grifted me for a $400 item on eBay Y'all know what that means ~*~TIME TO GO CYBER HUNTING~*~ Details in this thread as it evolves Brief overlook: wife and I are trying to raise money for a down payment on a house. We're selling our old collection of games.
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This particular game is very rare, and had about 100 views within minutes of being put online. Buyer paid full price. We packaged the game with kid gloves and took pictures of the whole process. Dude claimed it was defective and initiated a return. And then returned a $2 game.
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At least I was drunk. What's your excuse? @realDonaldTrump @JDVance boredpanda.com/emailing-denm…
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I've been quiet. In July of '23, I had an emergency appendectomy During the scan, they found kidney cancer In January of '24, I had surgery for it I've had COVID like five times My rabbit died And then on Thanksgiving, at dinner, I watched my dad have a stroke
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He passed a few days later Now my grandma is about to die I have had a brutal few years... See me through this, fate, and I've got some surprises for my friends coming up soon. I hope. Thank you for sticking it out. I'm in rough shape. But I'll make the wait worth it.
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Why did @vincentdonofrio like this tweet about Shaggy from 2022? Unsure I'm having a weird day A very very bad day And this made it weirder Okay
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Is there a word in German for "disappointed but not surprised"?
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LASER DEMON SHOULD HAVE RUN IN 2024 WHO WOULD YOU PITIFUL HUMANS RATHER BE RULED BY: AN ANCIENT BEING OF PURE MALICE WITH VARIOUS SIMILARITIES TO THE BIBLICAL ANTICHRIST THAT HAS STAKES IN THE DOWNFALL OF MANKIND OR A DEMON MADE OF LASERS #USElection2024
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I'm in a band We suck We love playing music, though Want the ultimate hipster cred? You buy our shirt, and you can out-do anyone on the whole "I knew them BEFORE they were middling" Plus maybe we can then afford all SIX guitar strings! customink.com/fundraising/tl…
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Situation: You're at work, and the boss has decided to cater lunch. It's well prepared food with custom made condiments, sides, etc, all done on a Blackstone grill. Which of the following would get you the most excited to show up?
68%Tacos/Mexican food!
16%Burgers!
11%Stir fry!
5%Grilled sandwich!
37 votes • Final results
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People who have sucked at their job throughout history: The dude in charge of Wooden Horse inspections at Troy Franz Ferdinand's driver The dude in control of the mic cutting at @ABC #debate
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"Thank you for calling [company]. please listen to our menu options as they have recently changed." No. No they fucking haven't. Stop lying to me, phone robot.
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Not immediately following "Tainted Love" with "Where Did Our Love Go?" is a fireable offense for radio DJs in this, the year of our Lord, 2024. We were supposed to get better with time.
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If you call someone before 7:00 in the morning and leave a voicemail, You're a fucking psychopath.
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As promised, we're streaming every 7th night of @FunPimps game @7DaystoDie, and this is our second one; the 14th night twitch.tv/chefshwasty The first one was a disaster. I've learned and grown as a human since then. Bring it on, Zeds.

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https://twitter.com/ChefShwastyDiscord: https://discord.gg/2nDUkxMkQehttp://imgur.com/user/ChefShwastywww.youtube.com/c/chefshwastykitchenSnapchat: @ChefShwasty — ChefShwasty streams live on Twitch!...

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Here's the condensed version of the @7DaystoDie #twitch #stream I did with my wife yesterday. It was our first 7th Night, and... Ohh it was a bit different than expected. youtu.be/byOzIGJbg08?si=eZaU…
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