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Ummmm lots of new followers today...
Just so ya'll know.... Sometimes I'm crass, sometimes I'm obscene, sometimes I'm emotional.
I support sex workers, I support sex positivity, I'm queer and damn proud of it. I tweet and like things that support these viewpoints.
Matt Phillips(he/him) retweeted
What really bothers me about the separatist question is the asymmetry of it all.
If the province votes to leave we start the process. However, if we vote to stay that is only good until the separatists mount another vote... and another...
Why can't we say we're done with this?
Matt Phillips(he/him) retweeted
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO WANT A LIFE THAT DOESN’T FEEL LIKE A CONSTANT TEST OF HOW MUCH YOU CAN FUCKING HANDLE.
Matt Phillips(he/him) retweeted
Every k-3 teacher in Alberta right now as they watch the UCP Minister of Education claim students don't need support anymore thanks to his nepo-screeners (family friend got the gov contract).
Matt Phillips(he/him) retweeted
If you ever need proof that there’s a culture problem in hockey, look no further than the mental gymnastics people are doing to defend the Formenton deal. Also, accounts like “Top Tier Hockey” deciding who is and isn’t a fan, and then doubling down on it
Matt Phillips(he/him) retweeted
Oilers have 9 games on the new Monday Night Hockey this season that seems only available on Sportsnet+. TV subscribers need to upgrade their package as per release.
This in addition to 5 Amazon Prime games. 14 games on streaming platform this season.
Matt Phillips(he/him) retweeted
it’s so awesome how years ago there was a study that showed a 4 day work week at 8 hours a day made people MORE productive and now we all gotta get second jobs just to make rent.
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I will NEVER FORGET in JUNE 2020 when shops had JUST been allowed to open and we were allowed to have 5 people total in the store and everyone was double masking, this woman came in with her kid and said “can we take off our masks?” I said no and she said, “but we’re the only ones in here!!!” And at that moment it became so clear to me that so many people do not see service industry people or retail employees as actual people.
Matt Phillips(he/him) retweeted
Guy who grew up emotionally neglected: (tone of pleased surprise) “Thank you for hanging out with me again”
Matt Phillips(he/him) retweeted
Social media is breeding a very dangerous type of person en masse, and it’s the type of person who is truly unintelligent, lacks any real comprehension, refuses to see nuance or apply context clues to any situation, but will speak with authority on things they don’t understand.
Matt Phillips(he/him) retweeted
Well, well.
Who could have predicted that separatists in possession of EVERY VOTERS INFORMATION would use it to cheat?
Smith will do anything to stay in power.
Anything.
Matt Phillips(he/him) retweeted
Oh, so this is what happened. Argentina has toxic beef that it can't sell. Someone made a call to Trump, offered to cut him in on the action, suddenly 660 million pounds of inedible meat-like substance is about to flood the U.S. market. Just follow the money, it tells the story.
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I saw someone say, “I struggle with my mental health,” and someone replied, “You don’t look like it.” She said, “Yeah, I’m fucked in the head, not the face.” 😭😂 I’m sorry, but that comeback was PERFECT. 👏🏽👏🏽😂
Matt Phillips(he/him) retweeted
someday we’ll be picking up our drunk kids from a 2020s throwback party with ironic AI slop art and social distancing floor decorations and a “wildfire smoke” fog machine and by god they’d better have put drugs back in the soda by then
Matt Phillips(he/him) retweeted
How can some person who’s making $220,545 (Danielle Smith) a year say that somebody who’s making $32,000 a year is making too much money?
Danielle Smith’s UCP government has reduced provincial financial support for low-income seniors.
globalnews.ca/news/12018667/…
Matt Phillips(he/him) retweeted
Remember when the separatists got all upset that it was implied they were racist?
Tonight at Mitch Sylvestre's new constitution release they were clear who rights belonged to...
"Not some flip flop towel headed police officer who doesn't even speak Canadian".
#abpoli
Matt Phillips(he/him) retweeted
saw a post that said "i was drowning, & they still criticized the way i swam". that was the day i stopped explaining myself
Its funny how everyone's idea of heaven is a complete untouched paradise, crystal clear waters, lush green forests, enough food for everyone, classless, moneyless, stateless, a utopia of peace, unity and happiness. But here on earth it's considered a leftist ideology

























