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❝иσ мαттєя ιf уσυ αяє α ¢нєf σя α fαямєя, ωє ℓαвσя тιяєℓєѕѕℓу тσ мαкє ѕσмєтнιиg ωυи∂єявαя тнαт ωιℓℓ ∂ιѕαρρєαя fяσм ѕιgнт αѕ ѕσσи αѕ ιт ιѕ єиנσує∂.❞

Cooking for you.
Joined August 2020
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ┍━━━━━━━ ✩ ━━━━━━┑   ⠀ ⠀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴏғ ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ᴄᴜɪsɪɴᴇ! ⠀ ⠀ ┕━━━━━━━ ✩ ━━━━━━┙ ꨄ︎ ⋮ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ꨄ︎ ⋮ #ᴍᴠʀᴘ | #ᴏᴄʀᴘ ꨄ︎ ⋮ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪɴғᴏ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ ⠀
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rosendorn.xn--qdi but fr, i am actually extremely sad that he died.
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❝I am extremely saddened by the unexpected passing of my good friend, Chuck Norris. I am praying for his family and his immortal soul. May he rest in eternal peace and the warm embrace of our creator.❞ 💔
🤖 Made with AI
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❝Today’s dessert of the day: Gajar ka halwa! Indian carrot pudding! Namaste!❞ 🙏
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Chef Gartner creates such beautiful and innovative dishes. One can only wonder what she eats for breakfast every day!
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Answer: A cream cheese bagel and a white chocolate mocha from Starbucks! (She wasn’t able to get enough sleep that previous night…)
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❝HEY, THAT’S MINE!! BAD DOG, PRINZ! GIVE IT BACK!❞
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rosendorn.xn--qdi alternate history timeline where gigi is a chef for the egyptian pharaoh
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rosendorn.xn--qdi crazy how certain accounts ive interacted with in the past still exist today. i know ive only been gone for about a year or two, but it feels like way longer tbh.
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❝My dog puked all over my Persian carpet. I probably shouldn’t have fed him that horse lung.❞ Time to call her maid. She ain’t cleaning that shit herself. She’s too rich for that.
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❝I’m so fucking high right now.❞ She’s standing on her newly built balcony and is afraid of heights.
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❝When I went to Bratislava, I learned how to make a traditional Slovak dessert called Makové Šúľance. It’s poppyseed tater dumplings! I tried to create my own version of it, including honey and butter, plum jam and some garnishes. Enjoy!❞
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❝Who wants me to prepare some good old American food today?❞
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❝Here we have some fried catfish, collard greens, cornbread and strawberry shortcake. Can’t get more American than that! Enjoy!❞
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Oh…
Clementine will have to bite her, it's part of the deal.
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❝Stop asking if we got steamed hams on our menu. That’s not even a thing. I don’t even know what y’all’re talking about.❞
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Gretchen has only done rich people drugs.
Clementine smokes cigarettes.
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rosendorn.xn--qdi no one is going to gaslight me into thinking that pokopia is actually a fun game that is worth the money. i refuse to spend money on a pokémon game. i will never do that again.
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Fun fact: This blonde chef has never smoked weed. ✨ ˢʰᵉ ʰᵃˢ ᵈᵒⁿᵉ ᶜᵒᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ
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What she wants: eating at Gartner’s What people want: eating out Gartner smh 😔
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