@ChefCard876

I cook occasionally, I'm sarcastic the rest of the time. a high functioning mad man.

 Jamaica
Joined October 2018
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I was binging all over again, and felt like sharing 🇯🇲🇯🇲 since light come back. Just giving a little sample of my highlights The World Cook: Round 1, Jamaica vs France
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Hey there, devils advocate here. You know how hard it is to wake up and tek bus at said 6:20 in the morning? Patience, Master Jedi. Practice grace, a beg. You won’t need to use explicit language so early in the day.
Obi Wan Nairobi@stuartsmellie
Sep 24
Warning: Explicit language Bus driver and company decide to BLOCK Constant Spring Road and call passengers to cross said road while the light is green! Its not even 6:20am and the FOOLISHNESS is already is full swing.
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This is the coolest thing I’ve seen all year bro 🇯🇲
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Corporate has taught me one thing: if it wasn’t documented, it didn’t happen.
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ユウキ🏁@skyugt
Sep 22
完全にこれで広報のセンスが良すぎる
TOYOTA RACING WEC【公式】
@ToyotaRacing_JP
Sep 21
TR010 HYBRIDが日本の高速道路に… そしてWEC富士へと運搬中！？🚚💨 ル・マンで優勝を飾った実車が日本に上陸🇯🇵 現地でぜひご覧ください👀✨ #WECjp #6HoursOfFuji
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miya@miyarah_
Sep 18
el ibuprofeno viendo todo el dolor que llevo dentro
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“xereca é carne CRUA, para chupar bem chupado precisa de um nível de fome que apenas leões e leopardos vão entender”
Lucas 🇯🇴🦊@umnovolucas
Sep 17
Chupar BUCETA não é feito para garotos que esperam o gosto de uma sobremesa bem recheada, xereca é carne CRUA, para chupar bem chupado precisa de um nível de fome que apenas leões e leopardos vão entender
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I need y’all to stop normalising this behaviour.
soup 🤍@alorazei
Sep 14
Sometimes u just need to understand your gf❤️‍🩹
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Pedrito@iRealPedro
Sep 15
they’re calling me a loser for defunding terrorism 😔🥀
Pedrito@iRealPedro
Sep 14
I’m no longer interested in funding Instagram highlights.
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Pedrito@iRealPedro
Sep 14
I’m no longer interested in funding Instagram highlights.
teja@_tteja
Sep 13
Are Jamaican men even interested in dating?
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We are enuh, but sadly dating has been reduced to helping to pay rent, helping to mine pickney that isn't yours and financing girls night out.... All of which are requested within the first two weeks of getting to know the person. Plus surprisingly plenty women lack personality
teja@_tteja
Sep 13
Are Jamaican men even interested in dating?
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The way this unintentionally ended up being the best joke in this whole movie
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
Sep 13
Mahershala Ali confirms that he is not doing Blade. “I’m over that. I’m done with that.” (Source: Deadline)
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Yes, I put browning in rice and peas. Argue with yuh mada
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Autosport
@autosport
Sep 13
20-year-old Kimi Antonelli now has more career wins in F1 than teammate George Russell 🏆
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If Kimi wins one more race, he ties with Leclerc’s all time win record 🤭🥹
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She just pooped and after 6 wipes I decided to just bathe her. She sharted in the water.
toniWoni🇯🇲@heytoniwoni
Sep 10
Craving newborn baby scent
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julia@sharkiescar
Sep 10
THAT’S TURN ONE??? omg they’re all gonna crash 😭
jennie@lestappia
Sep 9
turn 1 is about to be so fun.
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Roterly_F1@Roterly_F1
Sep 11
Leclerc ha già quasi battezzato il muro per primo al Madring.
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So we looking at about 4 crashes Sunday?
jennie@lestappia
Sep 9
turn 1 is about to be so fun.
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The Race
@wearetherace
Sep 5
POLE FOR PIERRE GASLYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Wild. 9 years since he on the front row
Formula 1
@F1
Sep 5
UNBELIEVABLE!!! PIERRE GASLY TAKES POLE AT MONZA!!!! #F1 #ItalianGP
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