My dream is to see a wild European hamster.

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Ancient Mayo retweeted
*looks you dead in the eyes* bruh...
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Christian Heiens 🏛
@ChristianHeiensOct 17
Sorry anon, Judge Glup Shitto has decreed that it’s unconstitutional for you to have a country.
A Federal Judge in California named Jinsook Ohta just ruled Marco Rubio must bring in 55,000 foreigners per year in the Diversity VISA Loterry program The federal judge, who was born in South Korea, says the foreigners must be specifically from countries like Africa and Nigeria and other countries “with historically low rates of immigration to the US” The Middle East is also specifically eligible for this program to send us their foreigners through this lottery The judge was appointed by Joe Biden Democrats knew what they were doing, they strategically appointed federal judges under Biden to ensure our country would be flooded with 3rd world foreigners
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i had to make the soft lotharks a little more "bat" and a little less "fraggle", for my own edification - apologies
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Ancient Mayo retweeted
How it feels to scroll on twitter in public
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Ancient Mayo retweeted
Did none of the faculty at Hogwarts think to ask why Quirrel showed up in a turban or did they all just conclude that quirked up white boy had that shit on?
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Ancient Mayo retweeted
I donated my grandpa’s bones to science and this is what they did to him
"Fur Skeleton" created by artist Bridget Moser.
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This is just so crazy to me
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In one study, most chickadees without a bird feeder present didn’t make it to spring. Most with one did. A Wisconsin study followed hundreds of marked chickadees over three winters. 69% of the birds with feeders readily available survived. Only 37% survived without. A chickadee lives on the edge in winter. Every day, it eats about 10% of its body weight, then burns all of it shivering through the night. Every morning, it starts near empty. About half of what it eats in winter is insects: eggs and pupae tucked into bark and twigs, waiting out the cold. Those insects come from native trees. An oak feeds hundreds of kinds of caterpillars. A Bradford pear or a crape myrtle feeds almost none. Now picture the average subdivision. Lawn, a Bradford pear out front, a row of boxwoods. A chickadee working that yard in January is picking through a nearly empty pantry. Don't beat yourself up. Most of us didn’t choose those plants. The builder did. Here's what you can do: Stock a feeder with black oil sunflower or put up a plain suet feeder. Plant one native tree. Fall is the best time to do it. Oaks are the gold standard, with native cherries and willows close behind. The National Wildlife Federation’s Native Plant Finder shows which plants feed the most caterpillars where you live. And leave the leaves under it. A lot of moths spend the winter as pupae in leaf litter, and those make next spring’s caterpillars. You don’t need a perfect yard. Researchers point out that a neighborhood where lots of people plant some natives does more than one person going all-native. Just do what you can, the chickadees will appreciate it.
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Ancient Mayo retweeted
I think I purchased these when I was 12 and remember saving up for a year to get them
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Replying to @ReviewsPossum
You make the funniest drawings lol
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I took 92-year-old Ron back to the streets where he grew up in Tottenham for the first time in 56 years. When he was a boy it was ~99% white British. In 2021, it was just 23.2%. On the way home, he told me I had given him nightmares for the rest of his life.
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Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼
@DrewPavlouOct 12
He got a 10 year driving ban and 18 month suspended sentence even though she was praying in the middle of a highway at night and reconstructions showed that he only had less than 2 seconds to react.
non aesthetic things
@PicturesFoIderOct 12
An Australian driver who fatally struck a Pakistani student praying in the middle of an Adelaide road at night didn't stop at the scene, reportedly believing he had hit a kangaroo
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Ancient Mayo retweeted
We were saying years ago that robotics would eliminate the need for immigration.
Sex pest robot that looks like 'Iron Man' gropes, thrusts into teen girl trib.al/hZU3c22
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This is how a lot of country club “conservatives” feel. “Oh, you don’t like gun control and mass immigration? Too bad, you stupid bigots. You’re either getting it on our terms or the Democrats’ terms. Throw any more tantrums and we’ll scuttle the ship.” Worse than dead weight.
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Oct 9
#TexasSenate CNN: According to Ken Paxton, John Cornyn told his friend that Paxton had to lose to teach “Republicans a lesson.” John Cornyn: “Paxton’s gonna lose. We need to teach those Republicans a lesson. It’s going to be hard to learn, but they need to know that their decisions have consequences.”
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Ancient Mayo retweeted
baby toucan chick held gently in a pair of hands.
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little guy has a lot to say !!
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Replying to @POPin4k
Is someone paying to market this show? Because it sucks ass
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