@CheapskateShow

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Joined March 2012
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Mercurius
@MercuriusFiliusSep 29
How would you answer this common JPMorgan interview question?
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Yuan Yi Zhu
@yuanyi_zSep 26
Normally a federal judge ruling that “hot, sexy, dangerous boys—central to virtually all young adult romance novels—cannot be copyrighted” would be the best part of the case. Not this case.
Noam Blum
@neontasterSep 25
You're doing a disservice not telling people that this is ongoing litigation over supposed idea theft in the vampire romantacy novel space. Makes it funnier tbh.
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Brendan Fraser Crane@bf_craneSep 17
At this point it’s more revisionist to suggest that sometimes people can be cruel simply because they have the opportunity.
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmSep 17
The first trailer for ‘STEPS’ has been released. The film follows Cinderella’s evil stepsisters who are actually depicted as kind & misunderstood. Releasing November 20 on Netflix.
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Mike Bird
@BirdywordSep 14
You can tell what share of a restaurant's orders come from delivery apps, because if it's more than 50% you don't have as much of a disincentive to naming your food items the Stuff Me Mozzarella Sticks or the Fill My Hole Milkshake
Ethan@WHT3BYW3DN3SD4YSep 13
End these millennial restaurants immediately
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Lauren Teixeira
@lrntexSep 15
This story has it all. IP theft. Involution discourse. The International Blueberry Organization denouncing "illegal hectares." A woman admitting to eating a pound of a blueberries a day. A protest flotilla of enraged Italian tomato farmers. All news stories should be like this.
The Wall Street Journal
@WSJSep 15
A U.S. company ignited a blueberry boom in China. Then local businesses swiped the secret to growing them. on.wsj.com/4hbXeUZ

Driscoll’s Gave China Its Blueberries—Then China Swiped the Secret to Growing Them

The California grower’s expansion into China ignited local competition and widespread intellectual-property theft. Private investigators went undercover at nurseries.

wsj.com
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Mondo Mascots@mondomascotsJul 26
The green prince character from the Katamari Damacy games appeared on a Ginza toy shop today
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If you give Claude Opus enough photos of a building, it can take a crack at illustrating its floor plan. Here’s The Gobbler Motel and Supper Club. @Lileks
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Revised supper club: Claude guesses the bar revolves at about a foot per minute.
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WME | Talent Management ©@WME_TalentSep 2
And they say the spirit of satire is dead
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Gonna go run Module I15 Gratified Wish of the Pleasure Seeker
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B-AHH!-t Fear-ari 🎃@MatthewFerrariAug 18
whenever Victor Hugo reveals that yet another chivalrous stranger he’s introduced is actually Jean Valjean
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Visakan Veerasamy
@visakanvJul 26
GTA Vice City (2002) was set in 1986 with songs like Billie Jean and Cutting Crew’s (I Just Died) In Your Arms on the radio to make an equivalent retro game today in 2026– it’d be set in 2010 with songs like Katy Perry’s California Gurls, Ke$ha’s Tik Tok and Gaga’s Bad Romance
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Mark@AgingRanchHandJul 18
Those dogs that played poker probably just use gambling apps now and that makes me sad
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The kind of final score rarely seen outside roller derby and Bill Swerski’s Superfans sketches
Kabarsports_id@kabarsports_idJul 13
FIBA U18 Women's Asia Cup 2026 Division B Indonesia 🇮🇩 127-6 🇴🇲 Oman #FIBAU18WomensAsiaCup #Basketball
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Brendan Fraser Crane@bf_craneJul 2
The dream is to create a sitcom with a pun title very dependent on the pilot gimmick, only to abandon the gimmick & have it awkwardly hang around as the show evolves. Something like “Quacking Up” & we write the pet duck out of the show after episode 4 because it can’t follow cues
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Falkland Islands
@falklands_utdJul 4
Argentina advance after a rare successful encounter with a small Atlantic island.
Falkland Islands
@falklands_utdJul 3
From one small Atlantic island to another: good luck Cape Verde. Purely island solidarity, obviously. 🇫🇰🇨🇻
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Moog@a_tootsJul 4
Huge thanks to this Croatian supporter for giving me the opportunity to create a GIF that I will use on here almost daily.
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