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Palm Beach Bitches
Joined July 2025
Jamie Gittens will go down as a top 3 flop for Chelsea.
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Luka Modric needs to retire,..Croatia is in for a rude awakening these next few cycles.
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Tho loser tight end Rousch is the reason Caleb Williams is out injured. Catch the ball idiot! #bears
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#chelsea need another French African center back. -said no one ever
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Imagine being a Tottenham fan and you not only have to watch this crap every week but then they have a giant gay trans flag all over the stadium.
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Selling Nicholas Jackson will be an all time mistake by #chelsea.
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The French blacks have been f@cking #chelsea for years now…when will #cfc learn?
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Hato has never been #chelsea standard and never will be. #cfc
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The only good thing to come from Canada passed away today. Rip Barry Melrose. Now #Canada has nothing of any value left. #hockey
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Mike Penders is not the same as Courtois at 21. Sorry #chelsea fans. #cfc #leeds #carabaocup
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Valentin Barco is a good footballer. #chelsea #cfc #leeds #carabaocup
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Impressed by #chelsea today. Need Caicedo back and to get Estêvão on the field more. #cfc #arsenal
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I think the Romeo Lavia experiment has ended for #chelsea. They need two new midfielders and need to move on from him. #cfc
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Fofana sucks by the way. If you didn’t know. #chelsea #cfc
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This first 17 minutes of Joao Pedro has to be the worse ever. #chelsea #cfc #arsenal
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Konsa was offside and he fouled Martinez on that goal. Refereeing just keeps getting worse in England. #chelsea #cfc #arsenal
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Gabriel just kicked Martinez in the head. Would be a red card in every other competition in every other country. #chelsea #cfc #arsenal #brazil #argentina
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So Andrey Santos left #chelsea to play the same exact amount for #manchesterunited? I hope he’s getting paid more. #brazil still not gonna kick him.
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Wasn’t Lenny Yoro supposed to be the next Varane or some shit? What happened with that? Just another overrated French African center back. #manchesterunited #france
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