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(Parody) Cheshire Cat

@CheCatSay

The cat is back! Guiding you with inspirational quotes through your personal Wonderland. Parody account. We don't own any content. ✉️ CheshireCat@gmail.com / DM

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Joined July 2011
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(Parody) Ted@TediousIy1 Jun 2015
When a girl replies with “aww thanks“ it means she’s politely asking you to return to the friend zone that you just tried to escape from.
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Girl Ground@GirlGround30 May 2015
The clouds will clear, and there are brighter days ahead.
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Daily Comedy@DaiIyComedy29 May 2015
You remind me of my Chinese friend.. Ug Lee
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Daily Comedy@DaiIyComedy27 May 2015
I don't know why, but free food is always delicious.
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Miley Cyrus is the perfect example of someone who gives 0 fucks.
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(Parody) The Boss Girls@TheBossGal25 May 2015
It doesn't matter if i sleep 2 hours or 13 hours i will still be tired the next day
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Daily Comedy@DaiIyComedy23 May 2015
Justin Bieber should do a cover of ’If I were a boy’ by Beyoncé.
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Harlem shake is just an excuse to go full retard for 30 seconds.
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I'd rather carry 10 grocery bags in each hand than make two trips.
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Money doesn't buy happiness but i'm pretty sure i'd be happier if i were wearing louboutins right now.
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(Parody) The Boss Girls@TheBossGal7 Apr 2015
Each day, i'm even stronger because life is making me this way.
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Girl Ground@GirlGround23 Mar 2015
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care ...Who am I kidding, I do care, I care too fucking much.
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Crave My Thoughts@CraveThought21 Mar 2015
The best feeling ever is knowing that he could be with any other girl in the entire world, but he chooses to be with you.
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Crave My Thoughts@CraveThought11 Mar 2015
Girls need to understand that it's okay to be single. You don't need a guy to make you happy. You'll find that special someone eventually.
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(Parody) The Boss Girls@TheBossGal10 Mar 2015
You'll will never find the right guy if you are looking for the wrong reasons
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(Parody) I Speak Female@SpeakingFemaIe9 Mar 2015
WARNING: Humans in profile pictures are not as attractive as they appear.
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(Parody) I Speak Female@SpeakingFemaIe9 Mar 2015
Love has 4 letters and so does food.
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(Parody) I Speak Female@SpeakingFemaIe8 Mar 2015
I think a lot, but i don't say much.
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Daily Comedy@DaiIyComedy7 Mar 2015
I don't have a short temper, i just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
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I just attempted suicide... I’m never doing that again. I almost killed myself!
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