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Largely nonsense, occasionally coherent | Sports, Politics, Culture

Joined December 2024
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The NFL should have an alternate stream of every TNF game like the manning cast but they just give Tony Romo and Mark Sanchez open access to a buffet of drugs and booze and let them cook
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US Open thoughts - pro tennis players are far too good to have 2 serves, drop it down to 1 and every game becomes even-weight and not having the entire set be swung by one break
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I kinda like when unusual whales makes the occasional typo because it lets you know it’s a human
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Paid a 3% employee health and retention surcharge at an employee-less kiosk at Newark
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Why are they all in masks
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That cheese in 36 will change your life
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Jeremy Doku in a conversation with Olise, Haaland, and Kane
CentreGoals.
@centregoalsJun 4
🚨🚨🎙️| Florentino Pérez: "You will never guess what superstar I'm going for. It's NOT Olise, NOT Haaland, NOT Kane, NOT Doku. I won't say anything else now. See you next week." 👀💣
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Whole nother world going on in big ten country
Tyler “Beaver Basher” O’Connor@BeaverBasher67May 29
Slow day at the office on a Friday. Thoughts?
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Have been ripping an is it cake or beer bit at the bars recently. Fellas love it but the ladies are confused, must be the timing
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You could plug and play any of these at a no kings match and nobody would bat an eye…just play free bird bro
Ulysses S Chant@UlyssesSChantMay 5
If your last #USMNT or #USWNT match was in 2014 and you still think we only chant “I Believe”… respectfully, you’ve been living under a rock (a very quiet, un-chanted rock) We’ve upgraded. A LOT Study up…or fake it loud. We won’t know the difference as long as you make noise
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If you applied to this you don’t know it yet but you’re already in the permanent underclass
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@FOXSportsPRMay 5
Are you up for the job? @FOXSports, @FoxOne, and Indeed launch nationwide search for one qualified fan hired by FOX to watch all 104 FIFA World Cup™ matches.⚽️❤️ Details here ➡️ bit.ly/4ur6SYG
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Starting a fund and the only hiring requirement is you didn’t go to Wharton undergrad
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I had a panic attack just looking at this how do people live this way
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@MurfsHelloMar 26
Fuck my life bro
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Just saw a mid 30s white woman wipe her dogs ass several times with toilet paper on 15th street
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Europeans, if coming to America this summer, some suggestions of what not to wear
RS Archer@archer_rsMar 12
Americans, if coming to Europe this summer, some suggestions of what not to wear ANY hats indoors Trainers with every outfit Cargo shorts Loud logos and graphics Ill-fitting clothes A shirt of your sports team Flip-flops everywhere Clashing colors and patterns Beach shorts
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Correlation between peaking in high school and posting Instagram stories of your nfl team’s recent signings certainly appears not to be 0
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kang@jaycaspiankangMar 3
Feel legit bad that that Gen Z didn’t get see Greivis Vasquez play at Maryland. A true revolutionary.
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I like that the Pitt just starts, not every show needs a 2-minute theme song and credits
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World map officially used by North Korea.
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