Come for the pithy comments on football shirts, stay for the pithy comments on other shit Chris finds funny. Cancer survivor. Carer for his wife.

Joined October 2020
The #FIFAWorldCup is done ... but we didn't get to see the ALL those lovely Adidas Trefoil shirts! Here's my top 5 Adidas Trefoil shirts we didn't get to see at the World Cup! & as ever, big thanks to @subsidesports for trefoil tempatations 5 to 3 here. 2 & 1 in the tweet below
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Amy doing the shirt lord’s work here 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼❤️❤️❤️
F A K E S P O T T I N G H A C K The England 2001-03 shirt is possibly the most aesthetically convincing fakes at a glance that I come across. Follow this guide so you don’t get caught out 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Anyone know where I can find this fruit?
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🚨 Arsene Wenger on reports Manchester City could face a 100-point deduction: 🗣️ Arsene Wenger: “One hundred points is not enough. It does not even begin to cover the damage they have done. For years they have spent money that other clubs could not match, signed players that other clubs could not compete for, and won titles that other clubs had no realistic chance of challenging. And now we are supposed to believe a points deduction is the full price of that. “The Premier League has been distorted. The table has been distorted. The transfer market has been distorted. Clubs that tried to play by the rules have been left behind while one club operated on a different financial planet. A hundred points does not give those clubs their seasons back. It does not give them the players they lost in the market. It does not give them the titles that were decided before a ball was kicked. “They should be relegated. They should be banned from Europe for longer than five years. The ownership should be forced to sell. And every title won during the period under investigation should be stripped. Anything less is an insult to every club that has been competing against an unfair advantage. “I have said for years that financial rules only matter if they are enforced properly. If the evidence is as serious as these reports suggest, then one hundred points is the minimum, not the maximum. The damage they have caused to the competition is bigger than any single punishment that has been discussed. The league needs to show it is willing to protect itself. Right now, even a hundred points looks like a compromise.”
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The siren for “Didn’t happen of the year” has sounded @_DHOTYA 😂😂😂
Waiter: “Sir, your bill is $420.” Me: “My bill? I only ordered a sandwich and a drink.” The waiter turned the screen toward me. There were charges for a three-course meal, two bottles of wine, and a birthday cake. Me: “You’ve brought me somebody else’s bill.” Waiter: “I’m afraid the reservation was made under your name.” I checked the receipt. My full name was printed at the top. I’d never been to this restaurant before. I asked to speak to the manager, who arrived with a tired expression. Manager: “Sir, we had a party of six tonight. The reservation was made online, and the person who booked it gave your name and phone number.” Me: “Well, I wasn’t part of that party.” He checked his computer. Manager: “The reservation also included a note saying the host would settle the bill at the end.” Me: “Then find the host. I’m not paying for a meal I didn’t eat.” The manager asked the waiter to show me the party. They were still sitting at a table near the back, laughing and taking pictures. I walked over with the manager. Me: “Excuse me. Who made this reservation?” A man in a blue shirt raised his hand. Man: “I did. Is there a problem?” I showed him the receipt. Me: “Why is my name on your bill?” He glanced at it and laughed. Man: “Oh, you’re the guy from the group chat!” I had no idea what he was talking about. Then he pulled out his phone and showed me a screenshot. My name and photograph were at the top of a group chat I’d never seen before. And beneath them was a message that made my stomach turn.
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“You never listen to a single podcast I say!” - South Park Might be one of the greatest lines of the 21st Century.
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In the next year she will ask him to get something she forgot in the kitchen, and he will still roll his eyes at the inconvenience.
A woman saved her boyfriend's life after they both got struck by lightning. She managed to restart his heart twice, giving him constant CPR through the 50 minutes it took rescuers to find them. She fought through the pain and ultimately saved her man.
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In the next year she will ask him to get something she forgot in the kitchen, and he will still roll his eyes at the inconvenience.
A woman saved her boyfriend's life after they both got struck by lightning. She managed to restart his heart twice, giving him constant CPR through the 50 minutes it took rescuers to find them. She fought through the pain and ultimately saved her man.
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There are currently 211 Member Associations in FIFA. We dream of being the 212th. We have the players, we have the passion. We won't stop until we're competing in the World Cup. Modelled by Women’s National Team player Estera Kanono.
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“My name is Nathan Fielder, and I graduated from one of Canada's top business schools with really good grades. My plan was simple: make a documentary that would become the highest rated documentary of all time on Letterboxd.”
‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’ has risen to a 4.8 rating on Letterboxd, making it the highest-rated feature film of all time on the platform.
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Massive thanks to the legend @memorylanefc for the authentic Peru shirt, very underrated in my opinion 🤩 @fgfmurray @Ross07921554 @jason_connolly
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“I like your Harry Potter T Shirt” my daughters wee pal said to me earlier 🤣🤣
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"Podcaster and former mumford and sons member" what an embarrassing collection of words
"If you want to lift up the poor, you have to create wealth." "How's that going?" Podcaster and former Mumford & Sons member Winston Marshall discusses taxes with economist and Green Party supporter Faiza Shaheen. #Newsnight
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If I was a Palace fan this would be giving me chills
Crystal Palace. 26/27 squad.
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¡Vaya diferencia! Se respeta a quien prefiera con patrocinadores, pero no tiene razón de ser cuando son 10 marcas las que aparecen en el jersey. Bien ahi por fin dando ahora la opción en esto, @adidasMX / @TigresOficial. Lástima que llegó tan tarde.
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Don't Coll(ar) it a comeback. It's a working title ok but we're all over this years selection of collared shirts. They keep coming and we keep shooting them. What else should we be looking out for? Napoli and Como coming 🔜 subsidesports.com/uk/latest-…
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Put some clothes on, whore
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