One dream, a midlife crisis and a few girls later, @ShrewdComic all grown up. Unspeakable, leather jacket lover, father and husband to @FlourishingIris. 36.
Joined July 2013
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[Politely suggests that might not be such a good idea.] @MissMollyWeasel @FlourishingIris @ExtolledChum
You weren't around... And I want to stick to his feeding routine so he doesn't go bed too late. Sorry?
...I cooked for myself earlier and ate dinner with Kaden before putting him down for a nap. I don't want any of your pizza.
[Sends @LorcanScammers an owl telling him to come round since there's pizza, a bottle of wine and a spare bed with his name on it...]
It was a kids fancy dress party, @FlourishingIris! The baby tiger was just for effect...
- to ache under the strain of the taut grimace, reverting into nothing.] It's going...well, @DaintierDom. How about you, married yet?
- he'd always really liked @DaintierDom but like everyone else, she had became a mere memory when he and Molly broke up and his face began -
Lucky me. [Lines etched his face and creases framed his eyes and mouth as a bitter grimace surfaced at @DaintierDom's words. Truthfully, -