Hey @NBA, I figured how to fix the lottery, and make y’all a boatload of money in the process. 🤘🏼😎🤘🏼 A thread 🧵 1- scrap the play-in games. 2- the top 16 teams make the playoffs, regardless of conference. 3- rank playoffs teams by record, regardless of conference. (🧵 1/?)

Oof. That’s the most embarrassing start to a season we’ve had this millennia. 😝 #AggieUp #ontothenext

Quick clarification: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons) teaches that salvation means to be rescued from death- both physical and spiritual- by Christ, which does not require marriage in any way. Exaltation is a different topic entirely. Hope this helps.

Welcome to Utah and the @utahjazz family, @Darryn_P1 ! Stoked to have you joining us. Loved how you embraced the team and the fans in your interviews and everything post-draft. Can’t wait to see you on the court in a Jazz uniform! #takenote

Hey @ThatSunil …is this you in Star Wars: Galaxy of Heroes…? 👀👀 If you’re not getting paid for this, you should be 😝

Visuals 😁 xitter.cf/CharlieKnight27/status…

IT’S HAPPENING!!! I’ve been advocating for this for years. IMO, the single best way to combat tanking. See my pinned tweet from last year for the full breakdown.

Or maybe there are legitimately awful things happening in our country that are being ignored or justified by a group of Americans who would rather wave a flag to virtue signal patriotism than act in the way the patriotic people they admire from history did to earn that flag. 💁🏻‍♂️

ESPN said B- for Utah & A- for Memphis. I'd flip that. The Jazz get a 2x All-Star/1x DPY who is about as perfect a compliment to Lauri and Walker as you're going to find. This is a home run pickup for the Jazz. I don't love that they gave up Walt, but that's the only downside.

Oregon didn’t belong in the playoffs either, apparently 💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️

Men’s College BBall Undefeated Watch: There are now *47* undefeated teams remaining @NCAA @MarchMadnessMBB

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Bailed out again by a penalty. Thank you, @VandyFootball 😄🙏🏼#AggieUp

That roughing the passer call was off. Glad that we got it, and the hands to the face, we would have gotten the penalty either way, but that was the wrong call. Great drive so far, regardless! #usufootball #vanderbiltfootball

My 12-year-old daughter’s friend: “He’s probably playing Fortnight…” (referring to her brother) My daughter: “What’s Fortnight? Is it a Romeo and Juliet game, or something?” 🤣🤣 I love the education my girls are getting 🥰

Celebrating 16 years with the most amazing woman I’ve ever known. I couldn’t be more blessed 🥰

In the five days since @BasedMikeLee posted a series of tone-deaf, sick tweets about the tragic murders in Minnesota over the weekend, he has tweeted or retweeted 75 more times. None of them are an apology to the families of the victims or to his constituents. Do better, Senator.