Stand-up comic, weight guesser and comedy banger outer. The World's Smallest Minority. The point at which theoretical physics and comedy meet.
Joined March 2009
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She might only be Co1 Mo3 Se4 Cr7 F13 Mn13 I14 Cu76 Zn2,110 Fe2,680 Si38,600 Mg40,000 Cl127,000 K177,000 Na183,000 S206,000 P1,020,000 Ca1,500,000 N6,430,000 C85,700,000 O132,000,000 H375,000,000, but I love her anyway.
#1nd33d
*Ywa
Fasting for Jesus.
Number of days yet to be determined.
Not ruling out 24.
Normally, I start when the pumpkin pie is finished. This is a bold move.
Eight slices left.
#fastingslowly
What do you call an interpenetrated atomic framework shaped into a novel porous material from a situ high-pressure X-ray powder diffraction experiment?
I don't know either, but there's a big one on your left shoulder.
The Golden Error.
Enjoy it while is lasts.
@MeidasTouch
@ProjectLincoln
Dear 'Merica;
You might not know the guy on the right, but this is the correct response to an oil deal,dropping of sanctions and a meeting with Xi in China.
@MeidasTouch
@ProjectLincoln
P.S. If Musk slowed down Starlink and talked to DT, the House should return...impeachment.
If the glove fits you must eat shit.
How Trump's own words hold up against each of the DSM's 9 narcissistic personality disorder criteria msn.com/en-ca/news/other/how…
Props to whoever makes their song choices.
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....and then some.
Spirit breakfast.
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I think he likely heard someone mention the latest producer price index which was 1.7%, but that is too cute by half...and then some.
I haven't checked ppi under the Biden term.
It certainly wasn't the rate of inflation.
@MeidasTouch
*producer price index
Trump says inflation was 19% under Biden and is now 1.7%. Both numbers are bogus. JVL and @crampell dismantle his claims and explain why trying to make sense of his math is pointless:
“I think he just makes it up.”
I have never heard of such a thing. But if those hunters about to be shot in any way support the Orange TACO and the lifting of Russian tariffs, start the online presentation.
@MeidasTouch
@ProjectLincoln
New U.S. Government Rule Will Allow Hunters to Lure Bears with Donuts and Shoot Them in Alaska National Parks people.com/us-government-all…
What exactly was the last truthful announcement that was worthy of a press secretary?
The fake inflation numbers he gave yesterday?
The stolen election news Peter Navarro said would be out in two weeks...that was in July I believe?
The Strait of Hormuz is fully open?
"My advice to him would just be to get the most qualified person you can get, with the most experience, somebody who can stand behind that podium with credibility..."
On The Source, @ScottJenningsKY got specific about who Trump should hire as the next @PressSec >>>
Correct.
That's a settled issue.
Now John, Canadian here, I'd like to hear the voice of the person I respected greatly as a Senator recognize that the party that just left him just jumped into bed with a Russian murderer.
Please and thanks.
@MeidasTouch
President Trump is already blaming others if things go as badly for the GOP on Nov. 3 as most now expect. wsj.com/opinion/donald-trump… via @WSJopinion
The only redeeming feature is that those previously hiding under rocks are exposed.
I lean, I'd rather know, than not know.
Today the rock came off an alleged world leader who opened the door to the death of children and other civilians while the world seemingly takes it.
Literally, with the swipe of an autopen (yeah, probably a Sharpie, I was kidding) there are Ukrainian civilians that will now die as a direct result of this grade two schoolyard action of dropping Russian sanctions by a demented fool.
@gtconway3d
P.S. George.Let the world know.