i am the architect of my own misfortune

London, England
Joined June 2007
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Who said being in your mid-to-late thirties was dull?
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Literally the only use for Bing.
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They never learn, do they?
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Have you had your annual Christmas argument yet or are you saving it for later?
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Forget John Lewis, Facebook just served up a lovely Christmas ad
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Merry Christmas one and all xoxo
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Alive, alive, still dead.
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Knock knock 🥜🐿️
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Are you really ‘late’ for work if you don’t walk in with an iced coffee and zero disregard for the time?
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Noooooooooooooooo!
Doctors TV series to end after 23 years bbc.in/3FkwGOG
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Happy urm… Teapigs day? This is one that wasn’t marked on my calendar but I’m not disappointed 🥰
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Very relatable
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My Uber Eats rider is very frank.
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Nextdoor asking the big questions today.
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Remember the first McNugget when McD’s opened after lockdown? I’m constantly chasing that high.
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Nobody ever talks about the real benefit of standing desks at work, which is that you can lower them to become a great footrest.
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Is there anything more nauseating than the Dull Men’s Club on Facebook?
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All popping in Chiswick this morning. Police, helicopters! Very exciting.
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