Actor. I can't decide whether I'm a good example or a horrible warning. I'm a walking contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction. https://xitter.cf/t.co/XF7ZTiXCZI
Joined December 2012
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Happens to me all the time.
Accidentally emptied a giant bag of confetti ALL OVER my bedroom, as though I’m in an episode of Modern Family or something. Unfortunately the ‘comedy antics’ just involve me with a dustpan and brush… #ModernFamily #single
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My AstraZeneca side effects in chronological order
• sore arm
• 24-hour tiredness
• comical spasm of relief
• mild euphoria (lasts a while)
• alarming boost in energy levels
• unfamiliar sense of deep wellbeing
So overall, more pros than cons
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Avoid @drchrisspearman and his #CoverModelAcademy. THIS IS A SCAM. Once you have submitted your card details, extra unauthorised payments will be taken. Avoid at all costs.
Isn’t it bloody obvious to everyone that the twist is gonna be that Nicole Kidman killed her? #theundoing
I might, if I knew what TNG was. 😜
Does anyone remember that episode of TNG where everyone is momentarily stunned but discover clues that actually three days have passed? At the end they agree to do it all over again but properly this time. Is this what #Lockdown2 will be like?
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Interviewed Joel Schumacher years ago, over lunch at his hotel. Expected to dislike him, but he was clever, irreverent, devastatingly funny & a total delight to be with. Wherever he’s gone, it’s a lot livelier tonight
And mine aged 9
My favourite film aged 12: Close Encounters of the Third Kind theguardian.com/film/2020/ap…
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This is the good news we need today. There ARE silver linings to the current outbreak, you just need to look that little bit harder 🌟 – at South West, England
Landmark for China🇨🇳! Shenzhen, the first city to ban cat/ #DogMeatTrade. City govt: “Cats and dogs are pets, forming closer relationships than other animals do with humans, a ban on consumption is ... a demand and manifestation of modern human civilisation” @RSPCA_official 🐕🐈
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I have just been informed that @Longleat will be hosting a virtual safari at 10am on their Facebook. It’s for kids but you must be crackers if you think I’m not tuning in 😍
They should permanently self isolate.
After watching this full week of #fourinabed I would never stay in #millstonehouse absolutely disgusting behaviour by the owners 🤢
Really awful, sanctimonious, couple.
After watching this full week of #fourinabed I would never stay in #millstonehouse absolutely disgusting behaviour by the owners 🤢