It just occurred to me that I've never seen a poorly maintained Plymouth Prowler. Everyone who owns them takes good care of them.

Boomers should know something: "Free Palestine" is not a peace movement. It is a pro-war movement, specifically taking the side of the aggressor.

FOR THE LOVE OF THE ENTIRE JURY TRIAL SYSTEM, PLEASE STOP PROMOTING JURY FIGHTS IN THE PRESS! There should be resignations and prosecutions. @NBCNews @ABC @CBSNews @wapo @nytimes @latimes @TIME @Newsweek @AP @Reuters

Recently unearthed footage of Macklemore the moment Ed Sheeran kicked him off the tour:

The retarded guy from that one Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode?

This is the first September 11th of the rest of your life.

Once again, of you want to have jury trials, and want them to take their duty seriously, DO NOT HAVE THEM FIGHTING IN THE PRESS! Don't make them viral celebrities, AVOID USING THEIR NAMES AND FACES! If a result comes back that you don't like, take your lumps and move on. Thats just something that can happen.

Jurors battling other jurors in the press seems like something that shouldn't be allowed.

Now imagine what we could accomplish with two of that jurror...

"Mom, Dad, I just got a modeling gig in New York City!" The modeling gig:

I made a mistake with the lens early on. No one can ever understand how difficult it was to fix.

Venezualan oil runs on MacOS, and all our refineries are PC! Its unpossible!

When you make a folding TV, and somehow it takes up a ton more space than the regular kind.

Gas Huffer

If you won't be known for fair play and sportsmanship, you will be known for green dildoes.

I'm a reverse Dorian Grey. My pictures stay young as I get older and older.

Its always sad when a fraudster dies by their own hand. Just, you know, less sad.