I was that girl on the train this morning with the headphones on who didn’t realize how loud she was speaking.

Nothing like an intense workout in the morning. Followed by McDonalds’ chicken nuggets and fries. #momlife

Dang!!! These really are good haha.

I get the flu shot every year. I got the flu this year. TWICE. #WTFlu

Just saw a guy taking his Christmas lights down. It’s Memorial Day weekend.

You know you’re a parent when... you get extremely excited for your kid to poop in the toilet and then take pictures or video of it to share with others. #parentlife

It was me, but it’s not what you think...#eatingboiledeggsintheoffice

I almost said to my sons today: “Motherf*ckers come back and pick up your goddamn trash.” But then I had to remind myself that they are only 2, 4, and 6 years old.