Comedian/Writer/Singer/Teacher/Evil ginger looking for a soul to steal #BlackLivesMatter
Dallas, TX
Joined June 2018
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Did the final bathroom check at work and discovered that someone in the women's room- right before we closed- had clogged the toilet, pooped some more on the seat, and then let that last turd drop onto the floor. 💩🤢
Retail work is so fun.
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My phone just autocorrected my calendar reminder, so...can't wait to see Piss in Boots tomorrow.
#autocorrect #typo #pussinboots #autocorrectfail #whoops
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This year, I decided to resurrect a costume from 14 Halloweens ago. 🕷️ 🐖 #somepig #terrific #radiant #humble instagram.com/p/CkZY90qrBDc/…
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This is what the Man in the Yellow Hat would wear in Bi-curious George . . . . . #thriftstorefinds #thrift #thrifting #thriftfinds #thriftedfashion #curiousgeorge #bicurious #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtq🌈 #lgbtqia @ Curiosities instagram.com/p/CdtqxdRu0op/…
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Just took an at-home covid test and kept having to sneeze while the Q-tip was in...nothing like the fear of self-lobotomization to make you feel alive. #athomerealness #terrifying #COVID #COVID19 #Covid_19 #coronavirus #covidtest
I made it to the semifinals!!! 😁 My next round is tomorrow at 7:30pm PST/7:30pm MST/9:30pm CST/10:30pm EST. Here's the link for tickets: flc.cc/LAHMBOP
Congrats to my hilarious friends @dparsonscomedy and @MagenKingcomedy, who are also repping DFW in the semifinals!!
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Credit to @DanaWhissen for this portrait and @dparsonscomedy for adding it to the festival poster! 😊
Doing a competition with the Burbank Comedy Festival tonight online. My round is at 11pm CST. If you'll still be awake then, here's a link for discounted tickets! flc.cc/206BQQQ I need as many votes (assuming you enjoy my set) as possible!
Doing a competition with the Burbank Comedy Festival tonight online. My round is at 11pm CST. If you'll still be awake then, here's a link for discounted tickets! flc.cc/206BQQQ I need as many votes (assuming you enjoy my set) as possible!
Charlotte Parker retweeted
“You can lie down for people to walk on you, and they will still complain that you’re not flat enough.”
LIVE YOUR LIFE. 😘
When you're recording an audition, and your cat tries to check if you're ok...not the best sign about the quality of your singing. 😂 #audition #auditions #auditionvideo #samcooke #cat #CatsOfTwitter #sing #singer #singing #cover
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Did the improv game One Word Story, where we tell a story one word (per person) at a time.
"One...day...the...pony...went...to...the...doctor...and...had...a...colonoscopy..."
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"...where...they...found..."
Me, desperately trying to avoid mention of cancer, "...magic!"
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