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In the service of Wolfram & Hart [#RP Angel/Buffy the Vampire Slayer/crossover-friendly/Mature Content] #Parody

Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2015
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"My favorite is country, but I can do anything with a guitar track." He's grinning. This part isn't Wolfram & Hart business, it's his private aspiration.
"Depends on the music, depends on the person, crowd numbers. The usual. Why? You askin' for a friend or lookin' to see a licence?"
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"Yes, give me your best." He glances around the room, noting the dimensions of the space here. "Do you take music gigs for the evenings?"
A mental note of that particular card. "I'm sure we can arrange something. Top shelf was it?"
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There he is... The boy looks almost innocent like this, but Lindsey knows all too well that looks deceive. He seems wary, this requires a more delicate approach. "You come here early too, hm? Gotta strike it lucky in this big city somehow."
his hands, sporting tattered gloves, wrap around his free cup of coffee while his eyes - one dark brown, one piercing blue - are narrowed as he scans the room. he feels . . . like he's being watched.
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"Price is not an issue," he says, tapping against the counter with a black credit card. "I'm sure the opening hours can be set generously, hm?"
"They enjoy high quality drinks at a reasonable price?" He blinked, the picture of innocence, brows moving closer together to add a hint of confusion. "Didn't I say we weren't quite open? Guess I'm feeling charitable."
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Glancing across the bar with a bright white smile. What do we have here?
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"I have clients that enjoy your type of liberated ways, clients that require more discretion than a barside chat." He smiles smoothly and takes a seat. "I'll have a whiskey on the rocks while I'm here."
A brow raises at the dust sweep, well, now he was insulted. Though it would take more than that to elicit an emotional response. "Oh? Who's been talkin' about me? I keep saying this is the best speakeasy this side of New York but I like to stay outta the papers."
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Lindsey approaches the counter and runs his finger across the counter as if checking for dust. "I hear you're a talented man, Mr. Miller. An *interesting* man."
Aw cmon, today? He internally groaned. This one didn't look like any of the usual sorts that appeared asking for licences and grilling him in the hope he'd slip. Alright, he can dance this dance. "Somethin' I can do y' for? We ain't exactly fully open just yet."
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Walking in with the look of someone who's here for inspection, crisp suit and business-like confidence.
Oh saints don't talk so loud, it was a long night. Informative but the hangover is ricocheting around his head with the force of a jackhammer
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It's a position I'd still like to represent.
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We have our ways. The decision isn't up to me, anyway. I'm just an attorney.
And if he doesn't play along? What then? Dangerous gamble you're making.
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Ha. Personally I'd like to, but Wolfram and Hart have a vested interest in him.
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"Oh, I'm listening." He takes out his tablet to jot down a few notes based on what Belladonna was saying. "We are aware that he is more accomplished than most any other vampire, but any experience you wish to share is greatly appreciated."
Of fuckin' course you lot have got your eye on 'im. Look. Trust me. I knew Angelus, very well, the bastard made me. He ain't like the ones you're used to, he's smart, sneaky, backstabbin' and he will kill and torture anyone he likes... Are you listenin' to any of this?
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I'm afraid simply staking him goes against Wolfram and Hart's interests, although I can't deny the thought is tempting.
Please don’t, that’ll only make it worse. It’d be less effort and preferable for everyone if you just stake ‘im.
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The firm has an interest in Angelus, so we are working on it. I'm not afraid of vampires. We're equipped to deal with it, and whatever happens, happens.
What, you got some sort'a soul sucker tucked away? Bring the big man back? Much as there's a part of me that likes the sound of that- I wouldn't, if I were you. 'E'd only eat you for your efforts. Or lock you up somewhere, use whatever else you've got hidden away.
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Angel, yes. Ugh. Angelus was a worthwhile creation. Poor Darla had no idea how disappointing he'd one day become. But that mistake can be corrected.
Angel? Bugger all, sanctimonious twat. Angelus? Also a twat, but... He had something. Or maybe it was just the accent. And he went and lost the best bloody bit!
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I didn't even know he did puns. And here I thought it couldn't get worse.
I dunno what side of him's worse, the moping one or the one with the puns. He's a tosser, either way.
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Good to know, he'll consider that if he ever needs a cat sitter.
Oh Angel might not but Angelus sure does.. He liked when she would purr.
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My condolences. Sounds like you ended up with a torturous afterlife.
Been askin' that question for over a century, still haven't had one convincing answer.
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Gloomy, holier-than-thou, goes by the name of Angel. I don't think he much likes cats, missy.
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