Stand up comedian

Robinson, IL
Joined June 2024
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Replying to @Naim__Ali
What if this causes the ants to get big as fuck and we gotta fight the ants I'd watch that movie
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Watching the new norm MacDonald documentary holy shit it's good
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Replying to @Naim__Ali
I don't know if I would like that
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Replying to @samtripoli
This looks like it could be Shane's sister 😂
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Replying to @Naim__Ali
@Naim__Ali the way he was holding his back when he took off 😂😂😂
And you smoking that shihhhh! 💀💀😂😂😂🤣
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Until the end of time
You don’t know if it’s funny or not until you try it. Don’t kill someone for the attempt. The attempt is what’s important.
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Replying to @Naim__Ali
I never understood why everyone thought Jerry was funny it's just witty cunty comments
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Anytime Norm is being open and genuine is a gem 😆
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Tell Dunclan why you dream this is a think? All new Mystery Boys from INSIDE the Walled Garden premieres tonight at 8pm CT! youtu.be/Ve0Kn2_DJlw
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Replying to @duncantrussell
@duncantrussell is a sight to behold!
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Jews (Dave Portnoy DISS) 🇮🇱🤯
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Replying to @Naim__Ali
No being cold is gayer than looking good
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Replying to @Naim__Ali
I got a place in the country now so my favorite thing to do as a 34 year old is take some shrooms and take my husky on a walk at like midnight it gets kinda spooooky
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@Naim__Ali and @dru_montana47 getting cipha sounds is comedy goals this crazy guys congrats
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Thanks for the shout out, @kurtmetzger. Kurt is 100% right. It comes down to human trafficking. We should focus on the unifying themes and not hyper-fixate on the names. The names are data, yes, but they can also be leveraged as a distraction and used to divide us so we can’t see the themes playing out right before our eyes. Whoever gets to name the thing gets to frame the thing. But narrative is not ontology.
Alex Jones
@RealAlexJonesSep 27
Were The Ancient Mesopotamian Anunnaki Actually Space Advanced Human Traffickers That Inspired Donald Barr's Pedo Novel, Space Relations? @kurtmetzger @duncantrussell
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Replying to @ComicDaveSmith
It's wild to hear people still say a Democrat or Republican will make this better they all work for the same beast and if you haven't realized that by now then you are either retarded or blind they are protecting pdfiles and we r still wondering about midterms fuck offffff!!!
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THIS IS KEY ANALYSIS
Alex Jones
@RealAlexJonesSep 26
Seduced By The Darkside: "AI's Power To Manipulate Is So Profound, It Already Has People Killing Themselves, Killing Their Families & This Is Just The Basic Bitch Models! My Theory Is, These Tech Warlocks Have Access To Unaligned, Unregulated, Pure Freebased Super Intelligence & I Think It's Manipulating Them!" @duncantrussell
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WHAT TRUMP DID WAS BRILLIANT: "We Were All Manipulated By An Incredible Grifter!" @duncantrussell
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