@ChampMcCall
Joined December 2022
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Need to ditch PMQs and replace it with PMFs. A random member of the public fights the PM every week. No weapons. Winner shits in the losers eyes then becomes PM.
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The security guards stopped him from playing due to the positioning of the piano, not because it's "haram". They turn the piano round and he carries on playing. He isn't carted off by the police. They have a friendly chat then a policewoman plays a song on the piano.
Debi Evans
@DebiEvansMatron23h
Two Muslim security guards stop Brendan Kavanagh from playing a PIANO placed there TO BE PLAYED by anyone because they say music is ‘haram’? Then …. He gets carted off by the police!! Do Muslim people not approve of pianos being played? Genuine question 😯 Oh and why are the security MASKED? 🤔
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Classic strawberry jam on toast for mid afternoonses!
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Total bullshit. The full video is available on YouTube.
John Ganges
@dunstablianOct 20
Police stop a man from playing public piano when Muslim security guard complained that it was haram. We have been conquered....
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CORNED BEEF HASH AND RICE PUDDING FOR FAMILY TEA, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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SpackyChan@SpackyChanOct 14
Retard alert. Bet he hates Metallica.
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I think Andy Burnham is doing a fantastic job.
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Why is it when you can't fucking find something so you order a new one and as soon as the new one arrives, you find 10 of the fuckers and you end up looking like some kind of fucking shopping addict freak?
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Can’t believe there isn’t a chippy and a Spar on the Monopoly board. Can get rid of that Mayfair dump for a start.
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Ted Bundy wouldn't have stopped in a box junction because he just wasn't that sick in the head.
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I fucking hate this world.
Julien Rosburger POA@julienrosburgerOct 11
À l'intérieur de la Nouvelle Citroën 2cv ! Vous validez ?
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Was gonna say what a load of fucking bollocks but then noticed "a youth experience scheme".
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 12
🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham says he wants to bring the UK closer to the EU to "control illegal immigration" He says deals on food and drink, emissions trading and a youth experience scheme are "on the table" "We should not turn our backs on this opportunity"
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The New Yorker
@NewYorkerOct 8
A poem by Anne Carson, who was awarded the 2026 Nobel Prize in Literature. Read it in full: newyorker.com/magazine/2001/…
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Drought in their wallets, the stingy commie bastards!
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Just downed a 2 litre bottle of neat folic acid.
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Thursday night.
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If I said the punishment for insulting my imaginary friend was death, I’d quite rightly be sectioned for being seriously mentally ill.
Muslim IT Cell
@Muslim_ITCellOct 7
Respect and dignity for Prophet Muhammad PBUH are non-negotiable for Muslims around the world. Reports say a 24-year-old Sri Lankan migrant worker has been sentenced to death in Saudi Arabia over insulting remarks about the Prophet Muhammad PBUH. Offensive and deliberately provocative remarks against Islam or Prophet Muhammad PBUH should not be dismissed as harmless speech. #Muslims
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Always wonder what drives people to murder then you engage with the general public and think "Shit! I'm gonna end up on a Netflix doc".
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Thinking about getting some RPGs fitted to me car for when I'm nipping to Lids.
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Fit lass came over talking to me in Lids. Proper flirting. Handed her a 15 page date application form with a stamped addressed envelope and she turned round and walked off. I dodged a bullet yon.
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