Chainlink rug surviver
Joined March 2022
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The real reason why the Chainlink Reserve was created:
CL labs doesn't have many paying customers (verifiable on chain). Therefore they have a TON of expenses to keep the nodes from going bankrupt. They pay them in $LINK. As you know, the supply is limited to one billion.
ChainlinkThomas🦄🦄 retweeted
These two imbeciles have made countless trips to DC lobbying for the Clarity Act, only for it to fail miserably.
Another PR disaster. The entire Chainlink team is incompetent and no one will be held accountable.
Instead of hiring a competent lobbyist with a real network or retaining a GR firm, @chainlinklabs sent their comms clown, a failed actor wearing a baseball cap inside the Capitol, to pitch the Clarity Act.
The result? Clarity won't pass.
Chainlink is not a serious project.
ChainlinkThomas🦄🦄 retweeted
Employee benefits.
Internet edition.
Bringing the @getstonkoptions revolution to the people behind the counter.
We have generated 32.81 MCDx stonk shares from @xstockFI for employees so far.
@Commeoit is the first employee IN THE WORLD to claim his own employer's on-chain stonk shares.
The beginning of something BIG.
🤖 Made with AI
ChainlinkThomas🦄🦄 retweeted
UwU is what you're talking about. Not a one week attention spike
Years of the same people still here, still posting, still believing
Cute cult that never left. Attention fades, persistence looks like a unicorn 🦄
ChainlinkThomas🦄🦄 retweeted
The fess will go in the bag. On chain gamblers will feed McDonald's employees using never seen before tech.
Just put the fries in the bag bro
I'll give you some MCD
Big onboarding happening this week.
Multiple creators making content bringing real employees on to @getstonkoptions. First we take crypto, then the world.
The fees will go in the bag.
ChainlinkThomas🦄🦄 retweeted
BAG WORKERS MAKE IT HAPPEN.
Meet solana:4J5sF2b4sD2pALS2g9iMgo5wbA7CMB3xvwz5PEtpnGWD .
A memecoin on @getstonkoptions for the people behind the counter and everyone building with them.
Pair: BAG/MCDx
First shift starts here.
🤖 Made with AI
ChainlinkThomas🦄🦄 retweeted
Bitcoin has been declared dead 478 times since 2010. First one was at 11 cents. Still here
Same script every time
DOGE was a joke. SHIB was too late. PEPE was just another frog
Most memecoins actually die. The ones that don't usually look dead first
People called UwU dead last year.
Then it ran under $1M to $60M
20k holders still here
Chart's quiet. That's the part people can't sit through
Unicorns don't show up looking like unicorns
Its in the name! 🦄
UwU
ChainlinkThomas🦄🦄 retweeted
shakeout in full effect 🤡
Weak hands getting flushed, liquidity grabbed under that support, and the descending trendline is about to get wrecked
This is the dip before the rip 👀
Bear trap loaded 🚀
Easy 5x just to $100M from here
ChainlinkThomas🦄🦄 retweeted
No retreat over the weekend. Things already gearing up for futures open. Another monster week ahead of us. Do not short the unicorn. When UwU moves it will shake the financial richter scale temporarily sucking the air out of the entire market! 🦄🚀
ChainlinkThomas🦄🦄 retweeted
Why the Global Liquidity Rate of Change and the Business Cycle Explain Bitcoin.
The Global Liquidity RoC (Rate of Change) is suggesting more downside into Q4.
The single most common mistake in liquidity analysis is watching the level of global M2 instead of its rate of change.
Global money supply is at an all-time high. It has been at an all-time high for most of the last decade. That tells you nothing about direction. What Bitcoin responds to is the impulse, whether liquidity is accelerating or decelerating, typically with a lag of roughly 12 weeks between the liquidity turn and the price turn.
The business cycle is suggesting upside.
The business cycle doesn't drive Bitcoin directly. It drives Bitcoin through the policy reaction function.
ISM Manufacturing printed 55.6 in July, a seventh consecutive month of expansion and the highest reading since May 2022.
So we have a business cycle in genuine upswing and a liquidity impulse being deliberately suppressed because of that upswing.
On raw timing, this cycle was almost eerily normal. The October 2025 peak arrived 1,162 days from the prior cycle low, against 1,059 and 1,168 days in the two cycles before it, within a week of schedule, and about 18 months after the April 2024 halving.
There was no euphoric top. The cycle simply ran out of liquidity impulse before it ran out of buyers.
The bull case: liquidity levels remain historically supportive, QT seems to have ended, and fiscal policy is expansionary. The moment the impulse turns up while the business cycle is still expanding, you get both engines firing together again, and that's historically been the setup that produces the violent moves.
The bear case: due to the liquidity dynamics, it seems that the four-year rhythm is intact. The mid-term-year bottom pattern of 2014, 2018, and 2022 would point to somewhere in Q4 2026, inline with the global liquidity RoC analysis.
What isn't in dispute is the framework. Bitcoin is a liquidity instrument with a business-cycle overlay. Get those two right, and you'll get most of Bitcoin right, including, and especially, in the cycles that don't rhyme.
