Checking my portfolio after everyone spent the weekend doom posting

Driving in 2028 🤣

Price action recently

"Today is going to be a good day" Me driving to work:

PLEASE THIS IS ALL WE WANT 😭

1 in 3 people making over $300,000 a year are living paycheck to paycheck. Me checking my $128 portfolio:

BIG AZZ EARNINGS THIS WEEK

My trading strategy

Real 😂🤣

THE APES ARE TAKING OVER STOCKTWITS $GME is the only trending stock that's green today 👀

There’s no better feeling

Since Burry posted this $CVNA: +3,047% $PLTR: +2,369% $APP: +2,095% $MU: +1,660% $RKLB: +1,410% $NVDA: +1,129% $ASTS: +1,072% $HOOD: +976% $META: +400% Nasdaq: +138% S&P 500: +92% Dow Jones: +51% Russell 2000: +47%

Dinner tonight after two green days

WE ARE SO BACK Stocktwits $SPY sentiment surged 388% before hitting all time highs today Sentiment is the most bullish it has been since July 7th

NEW ALL TIME HIGHS EVERYONE IS GETTING RICH

Elon and Trump:

The second my buy order goes through

“Mom, how did we get so poor?” “Your dad bought NFTs instead of AI stocks.”

Me when 24/7 stock trading starts

PLEASE STAY GREEN TODAY 🙏 I cannot move back in with my parents (I already live with my parents) I cannot afford another overdraft fee I cannot sell my car (I do not own a car) I cannot cancel Netflix (I use my parents’ Netflix) I cannot eat ramen for another week I cannot sell my furniture (I own a desk and one chair) I cannot pick up more hours at work (I do not have a job) I cannot take out another loan (They stopped approving me) I cannot average down again (There is nothing left to average with) I cannot afford to be a long-term investor