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Honourable Alostro @Chabs__

Replying to @phashake1

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I hear Chingy…. BUT I don’t see Chingy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 I needed this good laugh…

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"She makes her money from brand deals" - they say while defending a crime beneficiary

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Lee 031 @Narcosghost

Replying to @Vhoyde

“Love her dzown keh sana”

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hlogi @Lehlo_Khalo

Replying to @DeeNeejy5

Wa rekisa?

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Lorch experienced this person not her pictures.

Lorch will always look back and regret leaving this gem 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥Natasha is gorgeous maan ❤️❤️🫦

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Hozier's wife💞@kgosigadi_mo

Mmmmhmm okay 👍🏾

Nandi ✨@manando__

This thing of going with your helper at your in-laws mcimbi is the best bafaz enkosi I wasn't familiar with your game 😭❤️

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safa_ri👑🌹

You're allergic to the lash glue 🙄 let men have peace

@Priscill_Thato

You gave a Twitter gent a chance Vs How he left you 😭😭😭😭

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𝒸𝒶𝓈𝒽𝓂𝑒𝓇𝑒 🩶@C_indubitablyy

Happy 45th bday! Salute.

If a man is 45 with no kids, Either he's gay or his plumbing is off. Salute

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OMngomezulu @OMngomezulu

#2026 April September

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Dr Kolisa Yola Sinyanya (PhD) 🌍📚🇿🇦

I have a PhD. What else should I study, Sizwe Mnisi? 😭💀💔 – at Milnerton, South Africa

If you’re at work today you really need to further your studies.

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Boitshoko @Boitshoko_ts

You guys have low self-esteem and you're projecting it on other's.

BabaKaZenokuhle

Bro is playing champions league with ispwich budget

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Adjoa 🌍@Bomikazi_

Andikho sure uba nithetha ngantoni… but I’ve never asked anyone if they have a matric. I always assume they do. Because how can you not? 😩😩😩

812 Duchess 👸🏽🌻@_awuvuyxna

No man guys serious question, how does a partner hide not having matric from you? 😭😭

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jc and u?

Sinethemba.🇿🇦

Guys what are y’all doing rn?

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Synergy Sister @namaste_namanje

Replying to @Voys_ZA

Show me the girls?? Bese the security actually directs him to where the girls res is??? Please get rid of the security, he clearly doesn’t understand what his job entails.

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Kitoko @Fokof__

It’s so soo easy to fuck up your life man . Way too easy . A little drunk driving trip ,a little fight ,a little hook up and your life is fucked up forever . Le beng safety guys .

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uGadlabengalindele @Lilshuni_

Replying to @OlwethuVilakazi

No it’s not him, it’s Shimza

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KaraboSetshedi @Kay_SetS

This Suzuki just left New Road heading South, they swapped the number plate from Limpopo to GP and has no plates at the back.. @SAPoliceService @JoburgMPD @TrafficSA

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Trev @Tokyo_Trev

You’ll be having a great day, then Sizwe reminds you that you are poor 😭

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divinenature⛰@divine__nature

mf that’s called a biological FATHER!

kiyo⁷ @moonztxrr

i kinda want a Sugar Daddy but no sexual shi involved, just some guy that likes to spoil me 😭

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pabloMontoya @pablowamasester

Replying to @Teezy_Promking

"Dikoloi tsa mannete byanong" Ele sestere ke mo file lift, a bona raptor overtaking us...

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