@Cessario

Founder & CEO at @LiquidDeath

 Los Angeles, CA
liquiddeath.com
Joined April 2009
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Being offended is a choice. Nobody can make you be offended. You decide to react that way. #WednesdayWisdom
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My sense is that we don’t think enough about how much we collectively, yet unwittingly, force politicians to lie to us.
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Tim Siedell
@badbanana15 May 2016
It's a beautiful day to leave the phone at home and go to a park and freak out about being away from your phone.
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Conan O'Brien
@ConanOBrien10 May 2016
Time to fulfill my dream of marketing my own line of artisanal antifreeze.
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Meanwhile in India...
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Rob Mac
@RMcElhenney6 Jan 2016
I like to think of Sunny as a virus that will live inside of you for the rest of your life but only breaks out a few weeks a year.
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Sean Leahy@thepunningman2 Dec 2015
I asked my 3yo daughter to guess the names of 80s and 90s @WWE wrestlers
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DNY@We_Are_DNY1 Oct 2015
"To coax the best work out of #creative people, you need to let them find their own answers."@jaybeennycvia @shocase @DeutschInc #AWXII
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From Brazilian ghettos to American sports arenas. @RollingStone article on Street League's Luan Oliveira. rol.st/1iOfOUz #SkateorDie
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Beverly Hillbilly. #WaylonintheAM @ Beverly Hills, California instagram.com/p/78KpgFmmc0Fp…
"The last thing that will leave this planet is water and music." #QuincyJones
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#MyDrinkWouldBeCalled a Blue Collar Holiday. A can of PBR with a splash of pineapple juice.
Amazingly odd interview w/ Chevy Chase, Dangerfield, Bill Murray & Ted Knight for Caddyshack in 1980: youtu.be/R3pXYHRMwIg #Stonecringe
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Loving the illustrations of Oscar Ramos. behance.net/piensapositivo
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adult swim
@adultswim23 Jul 2015
If you are reading this, we are literally inside your head. Creepy right?
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Chaz Ortiz@steezortiz26 Apr 2015
Don't search for happiness cuz sooner or later it slaps u in the face and it's a beautiful thing ...
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Billy Ocean Cougar Happy Hour
How cool are these? juxtapoz.com/erotica/adult-m… Adult movie posters from the 70s when porn was only screened in theaters.
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The Masses: Which foods cause cancer, and which prevent it? Scientists: Fuck if we know. dadaviz.com/i/3672
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The @USPS has announced that it will issue a 2015 tramp-stamp stamp set to broaden its postage audience.
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