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Missouri, USA
Joined March 2016
This is literally just the male version of this costume 😭
Happy Halloween everyone!
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me af asf
mexicans when you disrespect black ops 3
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I absolutely enjoyed tf out of the Nathan Fielder documentary but it becoming the #1 rated movie of all time on Letterboxd almost speaks miles to how pretentious film bros are
Insane that this is even a real sentence I can say, but WHO ruined the 4.7????
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You haven't lived until you've had a pack of puppygirls tripping over each other to obey your command
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Europeans bringing up school shootings whenever they get in an argument with Americans
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the friend you make in the mall play area and never see again
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When we’re eating the rich and I get Caitlyn Jenner
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Lmao i was staying silent on these girls bc I just knew they would ruin it and I was right.
the ending?,?,,,,,,!!!!!
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Grown ass man Tweeting like he on Victorious and this TheSlap.com
Done af. Single af. Doing me af. Don’t text me af. Never dating again af. Bye af
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just played someone on pokemon champions ranked that used kingambit sucker punch 3 times in a row while i had farigiraf on the field
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the genned shiny ditto left at daycare in your pokemon sword:
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how roaches look at u when u hit em with the dollar store bug spray
'Dat bih gah' kid has spoken out after his viral video, confirming it's how he actually speaks “It’s good ... Gotta whole bunch of fame, a whole bunch of people liking my sh*t”
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The Amazing Digital Circus fans on their way to see the movie in theaters
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The hockey mask is lowkey matching with all the holes in his back
TernsCheese cosplaying + being a d1 pred?
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calling a black musician "kpop coded" should be punishable by death
she’s so kpop coded, you just don’t get it.
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His anorexic accutane peptide supplement ass sperm is going to leave any of his future children looking like the alien from E.T.
Clavicular announces 500 girl modeling competition where the winner gets pregnant by him
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me sneaking into the finale
Clavicular announces 500 girl modeling competition where the winner gets pregnant by him
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how the bisexual man kisses you before telling you he has a girlfriend
this would heal me
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