Cesar Ahsan

I have absolutely no problem with a chick having jacked legs

Did yu say the toothfairy comes here? In Our Home ... She just breaks in like some hood? lmaoo #FamilyGuy

A lot of music sounds better in the car...

OK soccer fans, I'm officially getting on the bandwagon. Move over so I can have a seat.

oh your ears are like dog ears. Or this couch, oh stewie your head is so smooth, how are you doing that, how are you doing that?

She played the game with the player but in the end she ended up breaking his heart.

Calling your boyfriend/girlfriend hubby & wifey #weoffthat . . .

soo who LOOTED my INHALER?..............i dnt feel alRIOT....I CANT BREATHE......il ASTHMA cousin IF SHE TOOK IT!..

Her Name is Khadijah. She's from Sierra Leone in Africa.

Twitter elite to me is when you tell a woman your follower count and she blows you because of it.

tapos na ang prob sa office ..

Oh Never Say Never came on. I wonder if I can rap Jaden Smith..hes way more extreme than the Nicki Minaj Im used to.