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Max is one of those mythic and suspect creatures known as The Hollywood Screenwriter [which everyone knows is made up actors invent their lines on the spot].

San Antonio, Texas
Joined June 2009
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Hey, I was making too much noise in the library today and the librarian yelled at me and told me to be quiet so I just gave her a medal.
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Never underestimate how much time and effort you can waste by trying to automate a process you do not understand manually.
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Dear Europe, we apologize for the nepo real estate agent wasting your time pretending to be an envoy for the United States.
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Russia is sure making a lot of demands for a third world nation that is selling off its gold reserve and can't even keep its refineries running.
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I’m a simple man, I support the Dem candidates that Trump doesn’t like.
Pro Tip: If Donald Trump likes you, thinks you’re a good guy and is OK with you being Senate Majority Leader, that’s probably all the disqualification you need.
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It’s unlikely this will ever be surpassed
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If a private school is counting on state funding they are NOT a private school!
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If you think the Microsoft Outlook outage is pretty normal, you are definitely very wrong. Read this carefully Most people have no idea what’s coming… No hackers caused the Microsoft 365 collapse. Microsoft’s own automated health-check system glitched and started killing healthy servers. That triggered a global chain-reaction crash across 450 million commercial seats. For over 9 hours, their emergency fixes failed as rebooted servers died the second traffic returned. Telehealth clinics, payrolls, and government offices froze overnight. Even OpenAI and Anthropic workplace AI tools went dark at the exact same time. Now look at what’s coming next. Autonomous AI agents are being wired directly into banking, power grids, and global supply chains. All running on the same 3 centralized cloud monopolies. When an automated script malfunctions next time, it won't just delay your emails. It will freeze payment networks, lock hospitals out of patient data, and halt deliveries in seconds. We handed critical infrastructure to self-running cloud systems with zero human-speed fail safes. Yesterday wasn't a tech glitch. It was a preview.
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I feel like Republicans have been so heavily propagandized against higher education that you could trick a significant number of them into supporting the end of the Electoral College just by telling them it's an actual college
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Is AOC still posting cringe white board videos?
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You all are looking awfully optimistic about the White House firing anyone without a vagina. You know all the bodies thrown under the bus are female, right?
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Už žádná turistická víza Rusům. Dokud neskončí válku, nemají tu co pohledávat. Souhlasíte?
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Dear Putin: No one cares what you want.
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Because you instructed 11 Democrats to miss the vote to impeach him, AIPAC bitch.
Why is Pete Hegseth still around?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Jeffries has called for Pete Hegseth to be removed but has NOT endorsed impeachment. He discussed impeachment with the Democratic caucus but declined to commit to supporting it. The impeachment effort was advanced by Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY), not Jeffries. AP: shorturl.at/JNTq5 Gov: shorturl.at/AnYEK NPR: shorturl.at/EH1wX
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Republicans senators are literally making fun of Schumer because he caved to them and agreed to let them ram through all of trump’s judges.
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Good question.
Why the fuck is Jared Kushner involved in ANYTHING that has to do with me or any other American?
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Happy 19th birthday Larry the cat at Downing Street! 🎉
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Max Adams retweeted
Microsoft engineers currently experiencing the same level of frustration as anybody who attempted to slightly move an image in a Word document
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