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Joined November 2009
Replying to @dhlexpressuk
@dhlexpressuk Is it acceptable that my first booking as a business with DHL and the collection has failed. I have now spent collectively over 1 hour and 40 minutes on hold and still holding. Brilliant start to customer service.
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Just look at this state of your customer service.
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Dear @OctopusEnergy web site designers. Could you please move the 'My Energy Insight' further down the 'My Energy' page. It's ridiculous how much of the page it takes up. I think it's pretty low level information to be honest, so why so dominant. Also, can you make the backwards and forwards buttons stay at the top of the page when a user scrolls down. Because each section is so big scrolling through the days is a nightmare, especially if you have electricity, gas AND export.
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Even the bog turned her nose up at them. Best place for these, the bin
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Don't be so daft Diane: @Grok Can you dig up any news stories for Diane that Starmer told his cabinet and special advisors not to leak policy idea to the press
No, Starmer and Morgan McSweeney did their own thing. They had absolutely no intention of involving the Cabinet. I doubt any of them knew Starmer’s policies and so on.
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And for the next video in #idonutbelieve series: How many Donut Lab cells we can fit inside Marko's hat... youtu.be/40tLHqdANRw?si=EmHM…
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It’s all gone very quiet from the sidelines about Donut Lab and @VERGEmotorcycle and the solid-state battery. Either critics are starting to think it’s very much real, or the idonutbelieve marketing campaign is getting tiresome and fatigue is setting in. Donutdespair…. A new video has dropped showing the production bike, a few more stats, how the pack fits in the bike, and additional cooling. Not sure at what point people stop thinking this is not a scam? youtube.com/watch?v=paCgX7wK…
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please use the correct terminology with plane. A plane is for wood. An aeroplane or airplane takes you on your jollies. 😁
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Let's see what happens tomorrow with Donut Lab video release. Today @VERGEmotorcycle has released a video showing the first Gen 2, solid state battery powered TSPro motorcycle. I hope tomorrow all the youtube experts (bar a few who are actually experts and have been quite objective about this) are proved wrong and will appologise for their BS, clickbait video over the last several weeks. youtube.com/watch?v=kE55ClLz…
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World largest private fighter jet operator heading out for todays operation over the north sea. @flightradar24
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Not even the full fleet either....
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What are the chances of this happening in Youtube thumbnails.... @rickygervais & @MKBHD Talk about when two worlds colide, Ricky doesn't look impressed with the new phones... :p
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I thought service providers were told to stop doing this with long-term customers who pay way more than new ones. It's especially galling when there's no other option for high-speed broadband. @virginmedia
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Then a lost like this gets bombarded with fake Virgin support accounts.
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I see that @BBCNews is using the AI-enhanced version of Alex Pettit's picture. Where were the BBC Verified fact-checkers to ensure they at least get these things right themselves? @Shayan86 @mariannaspring @lindsayemccoy
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