Wellbeing Consultant. Spiritual Coach. Pan-Afrikan. Researcher. Keeper of Ancient Fire. Bookings: https://xitter.cf/t.co/UwWDilXOMn and WhatsApp Tshepiso +27 814717632

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined December 2011
May your ancestors visit you in your dreams tonight providing insight to your current struggles.
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The Department of Home Affairs is phasing out green ID books.
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It’s never been not 17 cows in Eswatini so it can’t be becoming a get-rich scheme. Umtsimba actually costs more so this money essentially all goes back to the ceremony.
Replying to @CeliStewart
Lobola ka R200K is absolute madness. This is becoming a get rich scheme
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Atilingani letinkhomo phela, Goje. Kunetinkunzi, tinkhomati, ematfokati, ematfole, tinkabi, etc. The cost of all these differ. R170k would be a good negotiation.
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Initiation is not about gaining power. Your power is already in you. It’s about believing in it and learning to use it.
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17 cows works out to R200k. Try bringing your R100k to my family and they’ll politely ask you to please take your money and bring live cattle. Uhamba njani umtsimba ngaR100k?
In Eswatini your lobola Budget should be anything between R80k and R100k. And I'm not even lying 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽
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It’s their calibre of doctors. The Olivedale Dr. G.E. Francis, also at ER, insisted that my my 16 week pregnant daughter was 33 weeks pregnant and was in pre-term labour and the baby was unlikely to make it. The hospital still expected payment for this disservice. She has carried her baby to term.
I had an emergency and went to Netcare ER, only for the doctor on duty to ask me, “You think coming here will help you?” 😭 Hebathong, isn't that literally what hospitals are there for? To help people in emergencies? Nkosiyami, I'm so done with Netcare.
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All you hear at this time is just birds.
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Many more are unemployed. Please read the room, dokotela.
Real creatives are reading their scripts. Ba busy.
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Ndlovukati🐘 retweeted
It’s Throwback Thursday… Artist: Steve Kekana ft. Nana Coyote Song: Take Your Love Year: 1986 Producers: Tom Vuma, Lloyd Lelosa, Steve Kekana I like the part where he stalks his girlfriend while blind. #tbt | #bubblegum | 🎧
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I just need to do as RuPaul says “don’t fuck it up”.
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There is something deeply humbling about sitting beside a person who is speaking to someone you cannot see. About being in the presence of a person experiencing a reality that those around them cannot share.
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The dying stage will last for weeks. It may be disturbing for many but it is comforting for the dying. May her transition be peaceful.
My mom is seeing her brother and parents in her room now. They all passed years ago. It feels like a sign for how much longer she has.
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Ndlovukati🐘 retweeted
You want to go 50/50 with a primary caregiver? Are you mad?
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The sponsorship deal did wonders for the country, not just from tourism perspective. We must not be blinded by main character syndrome, as resourceful as we are. Botswana became the first African country to host World Athletics Relays earlier this year and we celebrated. Let’s give Rwanda their flowers.
Respectfully, no one in Rwanda is giving me personally or any proper professional in the space a “Master Class”. I can’t have anyone say that, if you are not aware of our capacity as a country, I urge caution with sweeping statements.
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In our lifetime we shall encounter a number of dead bodies. Some will belong to strangers, others to people we have known, loved, held, laughed with and shared our lives with.
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I can show you the door. I shove you towards it but you have to be the one that steps through.
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If everything you offered wasn’t enough try offering your absence.
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My brother’s then girlfriend dropped off 4 month firstborn at my mom’s work, left second born at home at 2 months. They have 4 children, all of them my mother’s. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear she’s pregnant again because nobody understands the relationship that these two have.
Maybe it’s time single mothers let these fathers take the kids and experience the real cost of raising them. Who said being a single mother means carrying all the burdens alone while the father enjoys life?
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Bajabulile bantfwana kuvakashe inkhosi yabo. Halala!
[WATCH]: The banquet hall of the Grand Hyatt Hotel in Taipei, Taiwan, erupted into song after His Majesty the King presented each student, teacher and liSwati living in Taiwan, and present at the banquet, with a US$500 cash gift.
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