Turns out being completely spineless and letting a reality show grifter have complete control of the party without any pushback, allowing him to make billions while openly mocking the country, protecting pedophiles and starting wars wasn’t the recipe for success 🤯

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Bunkie Perkins · Nov 4, 2026 · 4:15 AM UTC

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Bunkie Perkins@BunkiePerkinsNov 4

Texas’s new pronouns are He/Haw

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Armand Domalewski · Nov 4, 2026 · 12:51 AM UTC

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@ArmandDomaNov 4

the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment

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Seth Abramson · Nov 4, 2026 · 1:26 AM UTC

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@SethAbramsonNov 4

This is real, I just took it:

Image from Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson)

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Tom Arnold · Nov 1, 2026 · 11:16 PM UTC

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@TomArnoldNov 1

Replying to @HaleyforMI

Haley Stevens is so bat shit crazy I’m surprised I haven’t married her.

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Ceej · Nov 2, 2026 · 2:13 PM UTC

Ceej@Ceejay81Nov 2

Fired coach and backup NFL QB are the two best jobs ever @PrinceMarv13 @PaulPabst @dpshow @DylanGrady_phd 🏧

Old Row Sports · Nov 1, 2026 · 9:49 PM UTC

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@OldRowSportsNov 1

Brian Kelly interviewing for the Florida St job:

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Did the Wizards Win? · Oct 31, 2026 · 1:45 AM UTC

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Did the Wizards Win?@didthewizardsWOct 31

YES

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MD · Oct 22, 2026 · 5:13 AM UTC

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@mike_daddinoOct 22

The Top Five WORST Plays from NBA Opening Night

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Ceej · Oct 18, 2026 · 9:14 PM UTC

Ceej@Ceejay81Oct 18

Ladd McConkey poor guy

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brady · Oct 12, 2026 · 11:47 AM UTC

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brady

@burgermandersOct 12

Fairs he saw this and went for the tie

brady

@burgermandersOct 11

I’m firing Dan Quinn win or lose

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Papa Heme · Sep 26, 2026 · 6:26 PM UTC

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@Papa_HemeSep 26

Nirvana playing "Terrotorial Pissings" on the Jonathan Ross show in 1991. They were supposed to play "Lithium" and just decided to Nirvana it. One of my favorite Cobain lyrics is in this song "Never met a wise man. If so it's a woman."