Thanks to @wsmv’s crack graphics proofreading team, this young woman seems to represent a very unfortunately-named locale in Ireland.

Remember when I told you at @NashvilleScene that the “Dame Fine Picnic” was going to be a delicious bargain? Maybe you’ll believe me next time! Dinner for 2(0). nashvillescene.com/food_drin…

I just made a donation to @nashvillecares to support Dining Out For Life. You should too! #DOFL2024 crm.bloomerang.co/HostedDona…

Round 6 ESPN crawl: Mel’s best available 1. Shadeur Sanders QB-Colorado 2. Filbert Jefferson Team Manager-Stony Brook

I wonder how many of the authors of Project 2025 got rejected by an Ivy League university and then went on to become the smartest bully at their safety school?

“Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice.” - Robert Frost. Judging by current observable conditions, I say in about 36 hours.

Hmmm…maybe it has become apparent that if you play in the Big Ten/Mediocre Eighteen and your schedule lines up so that you only play one game against a Top-25 team all year (who curb stomps you,) maybe you don’t deserve a spot in the College Football Playoff. #Indianwho?

We're staying at an awesome VRBO in New Orleans. But the previous guest has left their Netflix account logged in. You know that I have to watch the first minute of all ten "Saw" movies just to mess up his algorithm, right? "Daddy, I only wanted to watch Bluey!"

If you had Scott McCarron and Cole Smith as the goals scorers for the @PredsNHL tonight against the @EdmontonOilers, well…you’re lying.

Current sitch: I went ahead and paid $30 to check my tiny carryon because I knew this @Delta flight’s overheads would be full by Group 6 boarding. Now we’ll depart a half hour late because 22 other people won’t gate check their bags for free to avoid 10 minutes at baggage claim.

Between the gala @NashvilleScene “Best of Nashville” celebration and the @SabrinaAnnLynn show at Bridgestone, downtown Nashville was extra-sparkly last night!

I finally figured out why David Muir of @ABC is such a comforting debate moderator. He's Sam the Eagle!

I figured the least I could do was go outside and wave howdy to my fellow Tennessean who’s stuck up the on the ISS as he flies over. Especially since his planned ride home flew back this morning without him!