Joseph 🕊️
@CaudilloXIV
Sep 14
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Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

Sep 14, 2026 · 6:39 PM UTC

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I smacked my ex girlfriend once and felt like james bond, we had the best sex right after
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Chris Brown’s burner account?
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Does Twitter still expose you use android I remember and insult use to be Twitter for Android when you got someone and they needed to roast you back if you use android
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Bro, What the fuck are we on now? This shit is wild.
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I had one who begged for me to hit her in the face, whenever she was having panic attacks or her emotions were all over the place a little slap to the face instantly centered her, the hysterics disappear like a magic trick and she’s completely zen.
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Miss that lowkey, my current girl I’m only hitting her during sex. I think I’m gonna start playfully slapping her around more, she would 100% be totally into it.
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I wish I could understand this mindset. They seem to like it, but I just can't
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it depends ibsr cuz on my last relationship i left bruises and she loved it so much, current one threatens to report me
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You just want the thrill of feeling regret
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Women need to be held accountable for how they provoke a man during an argument. They can’t just act like getting smacked was a random occurrence.
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Most guys don't know this but it's literally like some sort of powerup when you start smacking your bitch. I've been on the verge of getting dumped twice and as soon as I started putting the fear of God into these bitches they straightened the fuck up. It's like magic.
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That’s the hardest tweet I’ve seen
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Sean Connery spoke about this in length #ballknower
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yeah this is kind of a banger
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That’s only if they have a history of cocaine and speed usage
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💥💥💥🥊
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Hitting as in fucking right? right?
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He was so real for this
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Hes a real beater no freaky all domestic
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Joe🇹🇷🇭🇺|🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@joelover123__
Sep 15
So true
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Josh Jacobs tweet this?
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭what
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