A comedic web series from @LaserMWebber and @Lucia_Fasano. Be the cat 🐱 that you want to be in the world 🌎https://xitter.cf/t.co/j0Q2tyasY2

Portland, OR
Joined June 2015
CATTY B'S: the talk show: episode 1: is live on our YouTube channel! youtu.be/i7e03B7axkI
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when you stare long enough into the ibis, the ibis stares back at you
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🎶”Can’t believe I found a boy who likes all the things I do/ he washes his hands after the bathroom/ uses deodorant that isn’t Axe too” 🎶🤓 youtu.be/x0QWrtz58XU
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I repeat my dog is cleaning my cat’s ears #conmarigirls #pennypumpkinspice
Replying to @lucia_fasano
now they’re officially in love and Chetta is cleaning Penny’s ears
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We're home from tour and we are making things. Get 7 free songs from us and be kept up-to-date on the things we're making by going here: thedoubleclicks.fanbridge.co…
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How to wash your hands *effectively* ⬇️
Yes, there IS a right way to wash your hands.
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good morning from puffy’s fav spot on my back
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If I were the Mayor in jaws I would simply close the beach
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🎶HELLO DOGGO MY OLD FRIEND🎶
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Covered in feathers, weird! @FieldMuseum
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We did a photoshoot last night including this serious “pointing” picture. COME SEE OUR SHOWS!!! Or we will POINT AT YOU!! thedoubleclicks.com/upcoming #babyyoda2020tour
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TOUR TIME! Next week we meet up with the incredible Baby Yoda Tour in MO - and play some shows with the kindest/most talented nerdy rap gents!! Come see us at these dates!! full dates&details&GET TICKETS NOW: nerdcoretour.com
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For every issue, Bloomberg has a completely backwards take for it. Macaroni and cheese: “The sharp flavor of the cheese drowns out the clean clear flavor of noodle” Cuddling a cat: “This will lead to a dependency on affection” Visiting your grandma: “pointless & unprofitable”
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pete buttigieg looks like sonic before the redesign
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a new music video? in MY wednesday afternoon? it's more common than you think youtu.be/6hu3O4Em8GE
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i want a performance of livin’ la vida loca sang by antonio banderas in costume as puss in boots as featured on the shrek 2 soundtrack
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Me, when somebody has a baby: Congratulations! Me, when somebody gets a dog: OMG, what’s her name? How many lbs? Does she bark? What’s her nickname? What’s her favorite toy? Does she like snacks? When can I scratch her ears & boop her nose? WHO’S A VERY GOOD GIRL? SEND PICS NOW!
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empower women! give us all electric eels! leave us out in the sun to absorb the solar rays! adorn us with a plutonium amulet!
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