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Nairobi, Kenya
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Alarm Sikh retweeted
Contact name 0.7.5.3.7.2.6.3.4.6
Name: JOHN MUTAI.
Accusations: Ethnic Mobilisation for violence.
place: NAKURU.
An attempted blow is Seldom Given.
@DCI_Kenya
Alarm Sikh retweeted
KRA has graduated to your tax accountant,
Courtesy of the Finance Act, 2026.
• Starting in January 2027, it is KRA that shall FIRST tell you, what income it believes you earned in 2026. And what taxes you shall therefore pay.
KRA will do this by generating a pre populated income tax return using the information it already has, such as:
• eTIMS data
• PAYE records
• Withholding tax records
• Plus any other information already in KRA systems
KRA shall then send you this pre-populated return by 31st January 2027.
Once you receive it, you have 2 MONTHS (February and March), and 2 OPTIONS. To either:
• Confirm it. If it is correct. Or,
• Reject & amend it. If KRA got the numbers wrong. And provide your own numbers together with supporting documents.
- If you make your amendments late. Or,
- You do not make any amendments at all,
KRA shall conclude that you have agreed with its assessment, and you shall pay the KRA generated tax bill.
After that, you can use the amended or confirmed return to file your taxes as follows:
• If you are a human being, file by April 30th 2027.
• If you have no flesh & blood (company, partnership, trust, etc), file by June 30th.
(Or the last day of the sixth month after your accounting year ends.)
One more critical mistake to watch.
• Do not assume KRA's numbers are always correct. The law has expressly given you the right to accept or reject the pre-populated return before filing.
Lessons:
• Proper bookkeeping is King in 2026.
• Mark the new tax timelines in your calendar.
Now, reread this slowly.
Alarm Sikh retweeted
Today at around 8 a.m, while I was walking and window shopping for some construction materials and grilled doors along Westlands, I met this lady who was doing welding.
She is doing it perfectly.
She’s so creative.
She’s welding quality items.
I decided to ask her what made her do the job.
She told me that it is her career.
She also said that she is doing anything, as long as it brings in money.
Ladies these days are going through a lot.
They are doing all sorts of jobs to sustain their lives.
Blessed are those who are working hard to get something to eat.
Alarm Sikh retweeted
Went 90 days without drinking alcohol just to see the health benefits.
Absolutely zero, I’m back drinking again.
Alarm Sikh retweeted
🚨⚡️BREAKING: Reports are circulating that Donald Trump may have been taken to Walter Reed Medical Center
Alarm Sikh retweeted
Between 2004 and 2008, Sir Wicknell Chivayo served time for fraud in Zimbabwe. During this period, he was cellmates with Simon Mann, a notorious British mercenary and former SAS officer. In his 2011 memoir, Cry Havoc, Mann recalled his time with Chivayo, describing him as a "well-educated" inmate who warned him about local political dynamics
Now rumors and allegations are surfacing that he owns a mercenary group for black ops, the kind that, say, lands in a country during protests, shoots headshot to the youths and disappear without a trace, or, say, during elections when someone wants to steal and impose themselves.
Alarm Sikh retweeted
Manzi yako akienda kuchorwa tattoo kwa thighs unadhani huwa analipa na cash ama?
