I’m pretty sure the last time I saw #Wicked I was both sitting further away and able to read more of the text on the scrim. 😳

I sure hope no one was playing an AM drinking game for the #OTTvsLAK game.

Not intentional, but took advantage of the opportunity when it presented itself...we match. (Also, QA doing necessary inspections.)

Well, I just spent $300 on PFDs, not to be confused with PDFs 😂, for the puppy and me. #gokayaking

Just realized that all the announcement will only be in two languages instead of three. That should speed things along! #Paris2024

Is anyone else confused by the Steven Spielberg Olympics commercials? "One of our greatest stories will be told in a way we've never seen before." Makes it sound like the Olympics are going to be a scripted event.

It wouldn't be July 4th if you weren't trying to avoid Anthony sending you to the cornfield. #ThinkHappyThoughts #TwilightZone

I accidentally let the antihistamine levels in my blood drop below the amount needed to function during grass season. {achoo} oops {achoo, achoo}

Not sure which is more mind blowing, that Speed was released 30 years ago or that Annie boarded an express bus and paid with, apparently, a single coin.

I don't understand how my allergy medicine can simultaneously make me drowsy during the day and keep me awake in the middle of the night. #WhenDoesGrassSeasonEnd

No matter the outcome, tonight's game is going to be used by one side or the other in a Hot Hand Fallacy argument. #TORvsBOS

After how many years/rewatchings does finding something new become embarrassing rather than insightful? #Maythe4thBeWithYou

Who the hell is "Saggin" on the Dallas Stars? ESPN, here's the NHL pronunciation guide for ya: (SAY-gihn, TIGH-luhr) [AY = long A as in mate] #VGKvsDAL

Windows open, music up, singing and dancing my way around the house cleaning. Dog is sufficiently concerned.

Woke up to @CNN podcast copy of "we're about a week away from the solar eclipse on April 8th". Say what?! Literally less than 12 hours removed from the Ides.

I used to wear jackets at 59F. Now I open the windows at 59F. Global warming is definitely going to wreck me.

Serious question…"Groundhog Day" did not have the "something repeating" definition until after 1993, did it?

This is the Christmas part 2 puzzle that I’ve been trying to do for weeks, but I am Just. Not. Feeling it. It’s part of the perm collection so I’ll box it up and try again in 11 months. Moving on to a more meteorologically appropriate puzzle.

The current temperature begins with a 4!! And it's two digits long!! Oh happy day!!

Grew up in California, probably more years of drought than not, and I've been dripping my faucets for going on 5 days straight now. Way too many ingrained instincts are screaming in protest right now.