"I went to the dentist. I got my teeth cleaned. My teeth feel good. So good that I don't even want to bite into anything. Just a good clean feeling. Its sort of like how you leave confession and you go 'Alright, I got a good clean soul. Let's not go kill a drifter." - Lino Rulli

"I know St. Paul in the Bible says to 'Pray without ceasing.' But you know, sometimes I'm sleeping or eating a sandwich. But on a practical level the Church gives us ways to do this like once a week going to church on Sunday." - Lino Rulli

Lino Rulli's top 5 Countries to visit not in order (other than Italy, Israel, or Palestine): France Germany Poland Brazil Mexico Honorable Mention: Egypt, Jordan

Lino Rulli, Tyler, and Mark Hart all made Super Bowl predictions. Who do you agree with?

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"We have the illusion of control day to day. But ultimately it's all in God's hands... except for fantasy football. That's in the Evil One's hands." - Lino Rulli

11 years ago today, an young atheist muppet met a middle aged Catholic ginzo with a big nose. Against all odds they are still working together (and have aged a lot). Happy anniversary!

"Vince Neil & I were in the urinals together and I remember he didn't wash his hands. I'm like 'What the hells going on around here?' Then I thought to myself, with everything he's done in his life not washing his hands is probably the last thing that's going to kill him." - Lino

Lino went to see The Odyssey in theaters and thought it was all based on a true story... until the subtle hint of a cyclops appeared on the screen. "Up till that point, I thought this was all real. Then I was like 'Well, that doesn't exist.'" - Lino Rulli

Tyler: There was a garden by Jesus' tomb? Lino: Yeah. There's a garden there. That's why she thought he was a gardener. Tyler: Oh. I thought Mary Magdalene thought Jesus was a gardener who was just passing by like "Sup pig, I'm on my way to work."

Tyler: Why don't we make our homes out of whatever they make safes out of? It would be safer and less flammable. Lino: That seems like a cost effective way to build a house. Tyler: I don't know. I'm not an architect or a construction worker. Lino: You're not a thinker either.

"It's okay to say 'I'm just somebody who's a sinner helping other sinners get closer to God or have a relationship with God.'" - Lino Rulli

"There's a big distinction in the Christian life between liking and loving. I don't have to like people who persecute me, but I gotta love them. And for that matter, I do not have to like my neighbor. But I have to love them." - Lino Rulli

Lino Rulli just picked the New York Knicks to win the NBA Finals... so congratulations in advance to the San Antonio Spur for winning the NBA Finals. Sorry New York. You've been #gooched

Lino Rulli was terrified by encountering 3 female deer just standing around during his run. We should mention that he is a 54 year old man. At what age should a person no longer be afraid of deer?

"Catholic media personalities like making Catholicism look like this nice, tidy, thing that has existed for 2,000 years in exactly the form today as it was back then. But its not like Peter was walking around being called Pope and wearing white and a big hat." - Lino Rulli

"I finally understand why all of those parents showed up late to mass. It's because the kid takes forever to get dressed. As a single guy or as a married guy without kids, I never understood it. Now I finally understand it." - Lino Rulli

"'They worshiped, but they doubted.' (Matthew 28:17) Anybody who doubts and feels like they don't fit into the Church or don't fit into faith or feel like a bad Catholic or a bad Christian should take note and take heart, these are the 11 Apostles." - Lino Rulli

"'Viva il Papa! I love the Pope!' That's the heart of a Roman Catholic. That's what everybody's attitude is supposed to be. And still should be, for that matter. Doesn't mean we have to agree with every decision, action, or word. It's a question of loving the Pope." - Lino Rulli

Tyler turned 38 years old today. This means he is no longer the same age as the official number of the Catholic Guy Show, 37. What should he do when asked about his age?