Red alert: don't read cormac mccarthy while listening to townes van zandt and drinkin beers. – at Bellingham, WA
Things to do when you run into your crush who is very intoxicated: don't take her to the top of the tallest building in bellingham. – at Bellingham, WA
My roommate is watching league of legends things. I am listening to Townes Van Zandt. Nothing could explain this more clearly. – at Bellingham, WA
Anyone else ever order a pizza when hangin out with a cutie bc ur hungry n feel weird when your the only one eatin? – at Bellingham, WA
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Statistically, no one loves you. No one has even ever heard of you.
Enjoy Arbys, you completely irrelevant turd
Anyone else feel proud they blacked out on beer? No? Just me? Woof it's prolly fine. – at Bellingham, WA


