Joined October 2025
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The Rams cut 245-pound kicker Harrison Mevis… Their NEW 156-pound KICKER hurt himself trying to make a tackle and is OUT for the rest of the game 😭
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POV: You're losing an argument but they mispronounce a word
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NBA media in 2024: “Detroit only got Tobias Harris, THJ and Malik Beasley!?” NBA media in 2025: “THJ left!? Great signing by Denver! All Detroit did was get Duncan Robinson. They’re gonna regress!” NBA media in 2026: “The Pistons LOST Tobias?! They’re a play-in team!” 😒
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lactose intolerance Survivor retweeted
He says the name just fine when he’s begging the Qataris for a personal jet or the Saudis for funding for his son-in-law’s private equity firm. Wonder what’s changed?
Trump on El-Sayed: "His name is actually Abduladadalalalala. It's Adulbabababababa Mohammed Al-Sayed. So his middle name is Mohammed. So I was right. He's a jihadist."
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lactose intolerance Survivor retweeted
Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when Tiger Woods does it, suddenly everyone wants to take away his driver’s license and prescription painkillers
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lactose intolerance Survivor retweeted
Q: Will you disavow the Muslim Brotherhood? El-Sayed: Yes. Why are you asking the question? Do you assume that I wouldn’t? Q: Yes, because I have not heard you disavow them yet. El-Sayed: Have you disavowed them? I have not heard you disavow them yet.
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lactose intolerance Survivor retweeted
told my girl she can go to a halloween party alone when cars fly
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Bro realized he was born White
Baby goes viral for his extreme relaxation minutes after being born.
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lactose intolerance Survivor retweeted
What pirating sites yall using for this 2027 NBA season?
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The Athletic is predicting the Detroit Pistons to be the number 1 seed again this season 📸 via @TheAthletic
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lactose intolerance Survivor retweeted
The drug test lady told me don't warm the pee up dat hot nomo but she gon take it
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😂😂😂
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Uncle who's a known rapist said he sees himself in me
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Women doubling down and making their gym shorts even shorter
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Keep this shit as far from Athens, Georgia as possible
JUST IN: Elon Musk's Tesla $TSLA officially unveils new flying Roadster.
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lactose intolerance Survivor retweeted
Pistons winning the east again.
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Hit the waitress with a classic “it was terrible” when she took my clean plate away
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Jalen Duren, the $200 million man, absolutely cooked the Wolves in the first half. My goodness.
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BREAKING: 31% of sports-betting parents cut spending on rent, food, or utilities to fund bets or cover losses
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