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The Rams cut 245-pound kicker Harrison Mevis…
Their NEW 156-pound KICKER hurt himself trying to make a tackle and is OUT for the rest of the game 😭
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NBA media in 2024: “Detroit only got Tobias Harris, THJ and Malik Beasley!?”
NBA media in 2025: “THJ left!? Great signing by Denver! All Detroit did was get Duncan Robinson. They’re gonna regress!”
NBA media in 2026: “The Pistons LOST Tobias?! They’re a play-in team!”
😒
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He says the name just fine when he’s begging the Qataris for a personal jet or the Saudis for funding for his son-in-law’s private equity firm.
Wonder what’s changed?
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Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when Tiger Woods does it, suddenly everyone wants to take away his driver’s license and prescription painkillers
Q: Will you disavow the Muslim Brotherhood?
El-Sayed: Yes. Why are you asking the question? Do you assume that I wouldn’t?
Q: Yes, because I have not heard you disavow them yet.
El-Sayed: Have you disavowed them? I have not heard you disavow them yet.
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told my girl she can go to a halloween party alone when cars fly
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The Athletic is predicting the Detroit Pistons to be the number 1 seed again this season
📸 via @TheAthletic
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Bus driver 'farted so badly' it led to sacking after colleagues 'needed a shower' dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-…
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The drug test lady told me don't warm the pee up dat hot nomo but she gon take it
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Keep this shit as far from Athens, Georgia as possible
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Hit the waitress with a classic “it was terrible” when she took my clean plate away
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Jalen Duren, the $200 million man, absolutely cooked the Wolves in the first half.
My goodness.





























