Pebbles The Cat

Hello everyone. A certain thief told me to get an account here so I decided to see what’s going on here. I’m new to the whole parody account thing.. bear with me here. //

I’ve gotten a grand total of 0 things done this week cuz I’ve simply been a bum with @SpellcastingCat the entire time. I am not complaining about it though.

Ate so much chocolate in so little time that I think I outdid the poisoning it does to cats.

I’m genuinely such a chud, there’s wrappers all around my bed and I’m only halfway through this bowl. Fuck my collarless life bro.

Halloween tomorrow except I do nothing but show up to me nephew’s birthday party and eat all the candy I bought by myself.

So like.. has the alley been seriously quiet or has it been just me. Where the hell had everyone gone?

The Rift is just code rot everywhere being labeled "scramble tiles" but you didn’t hear that from me.

Is it wrong for me to sculpt a boulder down to a bowling ball and just throw it at the strays who all block the street? Asking for me. I can’t keep watching them like this.

HOW THE FUCK DID I HIT THAT??

No one ever told me you have insane jet lag going from the Infinite and Rift back to Boon County. Creator have mercy I might keel over at this point.

Making friends in Boon County hard. Like yeah, I’m the sibling of that one huge cannibalistic cat and the uncle of Creator’s kid. I also go the Rift and Infinite weekly. Oh, I also like making rock sculptures and exploring. Promise I won’t kill you.

Back from the Rift, what should I do now?

For those wondering where I have been, I’m still in The Rift. I just haven’t bothered to leave it yet. It’s somehow better than all the madness going on in Boon County.

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17 Black, now let that ride.

I think people don’t realize I’m an end of route boss like Creator, Chaos, and Throbbing King. I just kinda let it slide because I’m too tired to correct them.

Wherever the nearest emergency exit is in hopes they don’t take the plane down.

I..- ..What? How am I supposed to answer this-?? I’d hope not??? Even if I was robotimized then it wouldn’t work, robots can’t do rock work like me.