Screenwriter. Acting person. Dark sense of humor, bright sense of life 🥰 I think YOU'RE great. Film Independent Episodic Lab Fellow. Repped by @ofconfusion.
Los Angeles
Joined February 2012
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EEEEEEK!!! It me!
Meet Fi’s new Episodic Lab Fellows! This year, the Lab welcomes eight new writers to a two-week, in-person program designed to support each Fellow’s project through intensive industry and creative mentoring. Learn more about them and their work #ontheblog: bit.ly/48rNCiI
ALT Headshots of the 8 New Film Independent Episodic Lab Fellows
Guy (one month into constant, daily communication): I'm sorry I never mentioned I had a girlfriend, but it's important that you know I never lied to you.
Me: *Burn all the men.*
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Performing tonight in TORONTO! Come on out to @TOsketchfest and be our friend! PLEASE. We need friends :(
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY! Come see me die onstage tonight! @TOsketchfest @GoRabbleRabble
Got upgraded to First Class for my flight to Toronto because God loves sketch comedy! (Which is why I am going.) (Come see me.) @TOsketchfest 😍
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WHO HERE LIVES IN TORONTO? My sketch team is doing a show this weekend and if you come, I'll be your best friend! Or give you at least ONE compliment. Maybe even two! bit.ly/3P8O8Lr
"I have a mole" is a killer fucking joke. I think of it, and the delivery of it, often. I ran into Richard Lewis once and I was *starstruck* and let him know I loved him in Robin Hood Men in Tights. He nailed this performance.
avclub.com/richard-lewis-rea… via @theavclub
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PSA, about me, crying for help: I'm almost done watching Suits for the first time. I have been dumped. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I need your MOST BINGEABLE SHOWS AND I NEED THEM STAT.
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This week: Got my ass dumped and pitched a TV show several times to multiple networks and then took a red-eye to Florida to escape and actively trying not to sob in front of my entire family. Doing well? Doing terribly? WHICH IS IT.
Just had a very nice pitch to one of my *dream* networks that I would die to work with! (and then be dead and thusly unable to work at all :( <- that would be bad, but what a great way 2 go.)
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Is anyone asking about why Mama Bear and Papa Bear had separate beds? I feel like this really gets glazed over.
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Just pitched to @netflix! Trying to make my cat take a nap with me and he WON'T. The highs and lows of my life :)
Big week of pitching ahead so I shall begin the too much coffee/freak out/crash/need to wake up/more coffee/WHY CAN'T I SLEEP/oh god I'm trash/everyone loves me/nobody even likes me at all/why am I so tired/I will coffee myself more cycle :)
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I wouldn't want to be protected by literally any other pups.
Paws-itively Cute: Today, we released the 2024 TSA Canine Calendar, an annual tradition that honors the agency’s more than 1,000 explosives detection canines working across the U.S.
The 2024 TSA Canine Calendar is now available for immediate download.
tsa.gov/news/press/releases/…
ALT 2024 TSA Canine Calendar Photo of 2023 TSA Canine Contest winner Dina from LAS.
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Thinking of all the costumed walk of shames coming up this weekend and the specific pain of putting back on a hot dog costume to go back home at 8 AM.
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This is the LATEST RETWEET OF ALL TIME.
Congratulations to our 220th writer signed, @CatDurickas, who was just paid to write a feature! She met the company through her reps. More info coming soon! Great job Catherine!!! You're amazing!