i have spent the last six months studying the top perps traders
the winners
the losers
what to do
what to avoid
here is everything i’ve learned
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Troll is easily the best meme to bid imo for a few reasons:
1) It is big enough now that it will act as a leverage trade on sol without the risk of liquidation. If we get are alt season, which we’re due for, and sol 2-3x’s from here, $Troll will likely go 10-50x min because whales will be looking for memes they know won’t go to 0 but also have infinite upside.
2) Troll has insane social metrics relative to the others. 250k+ posts this week(most of any coin), 80k TikTok followers, normies talking ab it on TikTok, @troll_ ab to hit 20k followers.
3) It is the most known meme of all time. Millenials/normies/ppl outside CT do not know what SPX/Bonk/Pengu are(I hope they all do well, j facts). It takes an explanation, Troll doesn’t.
4) Troll is one of only 2 coins here in which the ticker is also a culturally used verb, the other being Mog. This inspires ppl, consciously or subconsciously to take actions, actions,Trolling/Mogging lead to engagement and attention.
5) Troll still has the highest R/R on the list. It is only comparable to Doge/Pepe which are already where they are. Many memes on the list do not compare to them and therefore will have a much, much harder time getting people to truly believe their coin can flip either of those, $Troll doesn’t have this problem. It is many people’s, myself included, favorite meme of all time. It brings feelings of nostalgia and memories of better, less stressful times(younger in age).
6) Troll is one of the very few memes that appeals to the generation of people in crypto who have significant capital. Mog, for instance, is a zoomer meme, the term itself has been only been around for a few years. Troll has been around for almost 2 decades and has not faded. It resonates with an older crowd(more money) more than any other meme.
7) Everyone is a Troll now. Elon calls himself the “Chief Troll Officer”. One of Trumps most famous qualities is he is a troll and one of his most viral interactions EVER is “We do a little trolling”. The current political environment is the most conducive environment possible for $Troll to go to $69B.
I simply could not be more bullish.
Btc - Doge - April 21’
Eth - Pepe - April 23’
Sol - Troll - April 25’
It is right in front of you, you just have to see it.
I think the Simpsons will be proved right again soon enough.
Do not fumble the coin of the cycle.
Trade less, $Troll more.
$troll has not yet had its “congratulations on the giant green candle” moment
when something breaks out like this, it almost always has the candle so big that people who know you hold the token are texting you congratulations
usually, you have a surprising additional leg after that moment - a sort of “fomo, everyone is thinking about it” final run
we’re nowhere close to that
imo, this is still very early in where this is going
if you do not have a bag of $troll, i still consider it a very, very good buy
here’s why:
doug funnie’s capitulation post (below), about finally buying troll, sums up why it’s such a strong play right now:
it’s easy to launch coins these days. too easy
unlike doge, which has deep lore & history,
or even 0x69 pepe, which scammed their way to greatness by creating hundreds of millions in near-immediate valuation in a market where nothing had sent over $20m in ages
(or heck, even wif, as the first major meme runner on sol, where previously everyone had been buying cheap sol bc it had so much upside, but no one was really playing around on sol itself yet)
unlike those, troll was just another launch in a sea of launches
why should it get to be “the troll”? - the one that finally makes it?
but now it’s been chosen
the breakout itself made it a much better bet, as it is now widely accepted and chosen as “the troll” - and the question has then shifted to, “how high should THE troll coin be valued?”
there will be so many things that outperform troll (in terms of x’s) over the coming months
but there will be far, far, far more things that look like they can outperform troll, and don’t (and often, crash out altogether)
said differently, an overwhelming majority of those who try to outperform troll in the coming months will come out behind - with many of them in flat or down ports…
all bc they didn’t feel a “high-probability 10x with room for plenty more” on troll was enough x’s for their goals/targets, or bc they felt “$100m troll is too high”
mathematically, this is the sharpest bet in the market, imo
let’s ride
trench shitter update:
capitulated and got a small bag of troll.
thesis is straightforward:
1) i've been on the internet for an eternity, and as a youngster it was my favorite foundational early forum-culture meme (pre-reddit).
2) the only reason i've faded it is the same reason many faded the current pepe coin that ran to 10b -- a million troll coins have been deployed and rugged within seconds-hours-days. this one finally appears to be the one that will survive and thrive.
i don't know if this coin will rip to 10b (the "haha pepe fractal" comparison is a worn-out psyop at this point), but it has a mt rushmore spot in foundational internet meme history, and am targeting 500m-1b. cutting position at 60m if it retraces in absence of broader market weakness.
real talk:
i have two stacks of $troll: my “hold to the top” stack and my “trading stack that’s currently in troll”
yesterday, i sold a chunk of that trading stack and started hunting for lower-downside, higher-certainty bets - things in the $8m+ range that could almost certainly go up 50% before troll would, and that would have a better shot at a 2x-5x in a similar time frame to troll
here’s a list of what i ended up buying w that $ 👇
when your portfolio value is up but you’re a little bit annoyed bc you’re hoping to continue adding to your already-heavy bag of $troll
idk if you feel it,
but there are a couple rockets strapped to $uranus
i hope you’re ready & well positioned for how much money is about to be shoved into $uranus
stay flexible out there
Noble. retweeted
queuing up posts for the eventual, inevitable next leg up on $uranus
“uranus is on fire!”











