@MetzgerGunn they're like McDonalds arches now. #help

@tjnomie79 #soislife

#CaseyAnthony is in Tampa today so I was able to find my phone.Sterilizing myself now after digging it out of here.

All I want for Christmas is to get away from this crazy bitch. #CaseyAnthony

#CaseyAnthony has been watching a lot of old people porn lately. #help

I'll see if I can get #CaseyAnthony to get her chloroform and rag out for you. @misscnicole

Just checked #caseyanthonys Internet history. 1. How to hide my Internet history. 2. How to butt chug booze 3. Why is my butthole bleeding

Holy shit #caseyanthony wont stop laughing about this. Makes me pee on the tile every time I hear her evil laugh.

4-7pm is my favorite time of the day. Its the only time #caseyanthony stops listening to Marcy Playground on repeat to listen to @MrCowhead

Damn @caseyanthony says we're headed to Columbia. She likes the way it "smells" and wants to loose the 200lbs she gained. #help

I'm not dead but my jokes are.... For now at least. I'll get back after it one day.

#FF @SarahMcLachlan she makes me wish I was one of those dogs in the sappy commercials..in the armss of an angel/killer #CaseyAnthonysDog

Man #caseyanthony has some junk in her trunk.... Literally that shit stinks. Someone needs to look into this. #CaseyAnthonysDog

Do they make puppy Xanax? I keep stealing #caseyanthony's when she's passed out. She pops them like M&Ms when she drinks, which is hourly.

Every time #caseyanthony asks me to beg I wonder if she means for my life.

Great #caseyanthony is going to blaim pissing everywhere on me again.Stop getting BLACkout wasted you CockSmooch! #GRRR

#caseyanthony keeps bitching about having to burn her hard drive before its too late. This shit cray!