@Carterdamnit
Joined February 2011
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Yet another weekend where both LeSean McCoy and DeSean Jackson both have 100+ yard games. Hey Chip:🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
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is the boom goes the dynamite guy the new #mnf play by play guy?
What can save this halftime show? #puppymonkeybaby
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It's perfectly logical to take someone who knows nothing about Philly sports and make them the face of your Philly sports station. #94wip
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I just ate Anthony Gargano #awkward
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Remember that time the Giants stomped on the Eagles logo before the game and then got shut out?
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The 9 stages of editing.
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L.A. City garbage truck driver didn't get my 8-point garbage matte joke. Whatevs. Just trying to be friendly.
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Keyboard remapping day: Play / pause - CMD-OPT-Return; Undo - Space bar.
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Official statement from HBO GO, on fixing True Detective: "This is a world where nothing is solved.”
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Eli Langer
@EliLanger18 Sep 2013
Stop what you’re doing, open Vine and search for a user named “BatDad” (@BatDadVine). Then, watch it all.
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if it makes you feel any better, I would have believed it too #twerkburn
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GNS global face raping is fucking on! Our EP just hit iTunes and is raping the world of its innocence! itunes.apple.com/album/id661… …
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Why don't you stick your dick into a wall socket? #bikesafetyweek @DavidCripton
@BenRevere9 Please focus on hitting and not watching television that only my grandmother watches.
#benandkate was horrible. Emmy voters will LOVE it.
This opening is less funny that #Modern Family
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