@CarterFirst_

I make shit.

 Chicago, IL
Joined May 2009
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๐ŸŽก@TBQuis9 Apr 2017
Lol Bernice Burgos on Snap Talmbout ' idk where I got these big ass titties from ' ... The Doctor . Them Hoes Lit Tho ...
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๐ŸŽก@TBQuis8 Apr 2017
Girls Do Dumb Ass Shit Like Tell You They Don't Feel Like Giving Head Then Get Mad and Say ' You Finna Get Head From Another Bitch ? ' Me: โ€“ at Arlington, TX
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Niggas nasty so this don't even matter that much. xitter.cf/thegabbieshow/status/8โ€ฆ
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Sympathetic Vibration : two like weighted objects vibrate toward one another. xitter.cf/leonamuffin/status/850โ€ฆ
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Thank you for providing my favorite "nope" ever @VtheEsquire
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When she licking ya balls but you ticklish โ€“ at Georgia, USA
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Frank Ocean just released the trailer for the third episode of Blonded Radio. thefader.com/2017/04/08/franโ€ฆ
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It's So Many Fine Weak Bitches On The Internet
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Your drunk uncle and auntie at the family reunion after they spent 2 hours arguing
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I GOTTA BAKE ANOTHA ONE ON BABY xitter.cf/stercastercules/statusโ€ฆ
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"I'm with the US army and we're drafting soldiers to fight in the war. What is your nationality ma'am?" Me: #AmericaIsOverParty
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Hotep Jesus
@HotepJesus7 Apr 2017
When the US dropped 12,192 bombs on Syria last year, you people were worried about trans bathrooms. #SyriaStrikes
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Hotep Jesus
@HotepJesus7 Apr 2017
12,192 - the no. of US Bombs dropped on Syria last year alone. Where was all this outrage then? ๐Ÿค”
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@questlove7 Apr 2017
I been at work 17 straight hours w/o checking the news once....I just checked the news ๐Ÿ˜’
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THIS HOW YALL HOES LOOK SUPPORTING A NIGGA WITH NO GOALS. xitter.cf/thefunnyvine/status/84โ€ฆ
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French said "You cum drinking dusty musty crusty dick jumper, btw your hairs a tad nappy" and yall said "OMG NOT HER HAIR U RACIST" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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40@40oz_VAN6 Apr 2017
Facts
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When you go to her place for the first time and you see a "live, laugh, love" sign hanging up on the wall
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Boy, they said this how it be when you take your son to the barber for the first time ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ โ€“ at New Orleans, LA
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ill yaya@kamaiyah4 Apr 2017
Puffy came to quavo's party yesterday in a car and left on a boat Idk what kinda grand theft auto life that nigga is living but it's lit ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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