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One week later and the most memorable parts of finals week are Brandt Crocker mispronouncing my name (twice) and then sobbing for 30 minutes straight after our last show. Is there anything more drum corps?
Here’s my incredibly professional forecast for Saturday’s Purdue Cannon game
5 Biggest Stat Mismatches in Big Ten Week 5 Matchups
1. Purdue Pass O vs Illinois Pass D
Purdue #8 EPA/pass → Illinois #129 EPA/pass defense
2. Illinois Pass O vs Purdue Pass D
Illinois #16 pass success → Purdue #133 pass-success defense
3. Indiana Pass O vs Rutgers Pass D
Indiana #2 EPA/pass → Rutgers #95 EPA/pass defense
4. Nebraska Pass O vs Maryland Pass D
Nebraska #8 EPA/pass → Maryland #83 EPA/pass defense
5. Ohio State Run D vs Iowa Run O
Ohio State #22 EPA/rush defense → Iowa #115 EPA/rush offense
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@tmcclelland I will donate whatever I can and get every single AAMB alum I know to do the same if Kevin Kane is tarmac'd tonight
My butt will be firmly planted in the seats any time I can get to West Lafayette - pull the trigger and let this offense cook!
Might as well share this mockup I did for an AAMB inspired helmet. Drum script on one side, the star from the band hat on the other. Used the white helmet to parallel the band hat.
Original photos from Purdue football, photoshopped by me.
When I went to Australia last year, I learned all about Aussie rules football and thought their playoff format was crazy but I’ve come to love it. I will immediately be the biggest fan of any college basketball conference that implements this for their tournament.
There is one correct interjection in Hail Purdue and it’s immediately after “raise our song anew,” and nowhere else
You know what? Yeah, let’s do it.
*taps on the shoulder* Hey Purdue, how ya doing? I have a crazy idea.
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